Ryan Phillppe celebrated his 34th birthday this weekend and instead of partying it up and enjoying the good life, all he did was whine about being one year older. According to a waitress:

“He looked glum. He told me, ‘I’m too old for this town.’” Moments later, Ryan left alone. “He’d spent most of the night in the VIP section, drinking and not talking much, even though he had girls all around him.”

Most of the Night in the VIP section? Girls all around him? Ryan, dude, I’m twenty and I’d kill to be a hot 34 year-old guy who gets to chill in the VIP section and hang with hot girls. You know what the most a skinny li’l dude like me can hope for? A handjob from a hobo for 50 bucks euros. Damn it, Phillippe, enjoy your hotness and blessed life already!

Anyhoo, for all the sexy ladies in the house, enjoy these HQ pictures of Ryan Phillipe, and remeber, click to enlarge!

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