Madonna is still alive!? REALLY!?

Sooner or later Madonna’s gonna have to call her tour off because she’s become little more than fodder for amazing jokes about trolls and gremlins. All things must come to an end my friends, and it’s about time Madonna realized this.

Zac Efron heads off to Toronto.

Zac Efron is heading to the Toronto Internationl Film Festival, and apparaently that’s news. Exciting news.

Speaking of exciting…

Britney Spears will open the VMA’s

With any luck she’ll be back in shape and wearing the good ol’ clothes we loved her for, or, with better luck, she’ll retire from the vicious world of Hollywood and start a new career that let’s you keep a soul.

Tara Reid is sexy and cleavagy

Egotastic has a fresh set of sexy Tara Reid pictures and man are they worth a look!

She hasn’t looked this good for a long time.

That’s all for today and I apologize for the lackluster posting today - I’ve got a lot of work outside of the interwebs and need to get going, so enjoy your weekend and see you on monday!

Peace.