Everyone thinks that once you live in Hollywood, your whole world suddenly becomes glamorous. Nope.
Justin’s still just a dumb average dude, but also hot. And Miley’s still just an average girl that ends dates for no damn reason, but also rich.
Sure, they make a cute couple, but I gauruntee you, if you’ve ever dated a stupid guy or stupid girl, you know exactly what it’s like to date Justin Gaston or Mily Cyrus.
These pictures remind me why I love Hayden Panettiere. She can go from glammed up hottie to cute girl next door in 2 seconds flat. Milo Ventimiglia is a good looking dude and all, but he doesn’t deserve this. You know who does? God.
If I were the Lord almighty I’d come thundering down on my chariot of fire to ask out Hayden Panettiere ASAP. Thanks to Milo I already know she digs old dudes, so she’d have to love the oldest most powerful being in the universe, right?
Damn. I miss Heroes.
Brooke Hogan and Hulk Hogan’s retarded girlfriend that looks like she has down syndrome after being beat half to death with the ugly tree, Jennifer McDaniel, went shopping. Apparently that’s news in someplaces to some people.
I wish those places and people didn’t exist.
And now, so you and your eyes will forgive me, here’s the always hot’n sexy Megan Fox getting a little wet in UHQ for your enjoyment…
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Even though she didn’t win any awards at the VMA’s, Katy Perry is still finding plenty of time to party!
I was gonna make a drug accusation here, but that girl is way too cute to even suggest such things.
