Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married in BC, Canada on the weekend and all I can say is poor, poor Ryan. Sure, right now Scarlett Johansson may one of the hot and sexy girls in Hollywood, but let me tell you that in a couple years those gorgeous melons are gonna sag down to her knees and Ryan will be stuck with a saggy Bilbo Baggins.

That being said, there’s worse things than being married to those boobs. I just haven’t decided whether or not I’m jealous yet, y’know?

Speaking of older dudes who love the young-ins…

Scarlett Johansson’s 23-yearold head’s reportedly blown up with the constant love and affection given by 72-yearold Woody Allen.

We all already knew she was an annoying bitch, so no news there, what is interesting though, is that we can forget Halo (Hayden Panettiere & Milo Ventimiglia), and forget Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston, THIS is the “he’s too damn old for her” story to follow.

That being said, she is pretty damn hot so there’s no way I can blame Woody for his love.

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