Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson relaxed in Disneyland to avoid the crazy rantings of Lindsay’s retarded fame whore father who insists DJ Samantha Ronson is the cause of all of his daughters problems.

So, as we’ve done with scientologist cultists Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Will Smith, Michael Lohan is hereby banned from any postings on Iamnoisy.com for being such an idiot. How this guy even figured out how to have kids is beyond me.

That’s it for today, so enjoy the beautful weather and I’ll catch up with you tomorrow after I wash off the stink of this story…

The world’s abuzz after Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson to “Love Line” in the video below!

Wait…

I didn’t hear any solid confirmation there. Did you? All I heard was Sam Ronson sound like a good and decent human being when she spoke compassionately about an injured friend, and then some boring conversation with Lindsay Lohan. Whatever.

I’m just glad Lindsay Lohan’s finally dating a person with a soul. Say what you will about the pair, I like Samantha Ronson, and I like this couple. Not as much as I like Oreo’s or cupcakes, but they’re a-ok a far as I’m concened with celebrity couples (which ain’t so much).

No one can get over how hot Lindsay Lohan looks in these pictures from a fashion show.

I applaud Lindsay’s new girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, for all the ogling! She get’s a five beef jerky packages outta five for manliness from me! Welcome to the club dude!