Johnny Depp may not have a movie coming out this year, but that doesn’t mean the actor’s been slacking off. Go check out his imdb page and tell me this doesn’t look like a busy man. Sure, he’s no Michael Madsen (holy crap!), but don’t forget he’s got a wife and kid to spend time with.
Anyway, enjoy these HQ pictures and remember, click to enlarge.
BTW - it’s been a busy week for me over here, but fret not, the captions shall return on Monday!
There are two things I love more than anything in the world right now; Egotastic.com and Katy Perry. Katy’s showing off some major cleavage in the latest pics of the star and my friends, there has never been a better time to be alive for purveyors of beauty!
Remember, click to enlarge, and visit egotastic.com for more!
And as for our female fans, don’t worry, I’ve got some man meat coming up for you tomorrow!
Blake Lively’s got a new love interest on her hit show Gossip Girl, John Patrick Amedori, and Gossip Girls has all the details.
I don’t get what it is with hot girls digging the scruffy prepubescent facial hair look. If that’s truly what’s all the ladies want, I can have that look down pat in 48 hours, but somehow I imagine my noticeable lack of fame, fortune, and a left eye would temper such a style…
Daniel Radcliffe debuted his play Equus on Broadway last night and as these pictures document, it was an exciting affair. I’m not saying the director is a bad man, but obese old dudes with scraggily facial hair have always given me the willies, though I apologize if you have a thing for obese old dudes with scraggily facial and this post offended you.
Pedophiles are people too, even if they’re directors.
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson relaxed in Disneyland to avoid the crazy rantings of Lindsay’s retarded fame whore father who insists DJ Samantha Ronson is the cause of all of his daughters problems.
So, as we’ve done with scientologist cultists Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Will Smith, Michael Lohan is hereby banned from any postings on Iamnoisy.com for being such an idiot. How this guy even figured out how to have kids is beyond me.
That’s it for today, so enjoy the beautful weather and I’ll catch up with you tomorrow after I wash off the stink of this story…
Miley Cyrus and her new fame whore boyfriend, Justin Gaston, attended a Pussycat Dolls show yesterday. When Justin was asked what base he’s gotten to with Miley, he simply responded:
Miley Cyrus is a beautiful human being and I have no plans to engage in a physical relationship with her until marriage. Also, that bitch better make me rich and famous or I’ll smack her brains out!*
*the above quoted text may or may not be an actual quote from the douchebag Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston.
On a sidenote, has anyone here seen Disney’s Beauty and the Beast? Anyone remember a guy named Gaston somewhere in there? Hmm…
I don’t believe it. Clay Aiken, the one man I truly look up to has come out of the closet and finally announced his gayness. Confirmed that his smooth porcelain skin was never for the touch of a woman, that his long slender fingers shall never grazed the fairer sex, that- dude, he f*cks guys. Do you really care enough to read all of this?
Didn’t think so.
The world’s abuzz after Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson to “Love Line” in the video below!
Wait…
I didn’t hear any solid confirmation there. Did you? All I heard was Sam Ronson sound like a good and decent human being when she spoke compassionately about an injured friend, and then some boring conversation with Lindsay Lohan. Whatever.
I’m just glad Lindsay Lohan’s finally dating a person with a soul. Say what you will about the pair, I like Samantha Ronson, and I like this couple. Not as much as I like Oreo’s or cupcakes, but they’re a-ok a far as I’m concened with celebrity couples (which ain’t so much).
Michael Cera is awesome. That’s a fact. TMZ sucks balls because they literally hound celebrities to the breaking point and have made them nothing more than commoditzed deli meats. That being said, Michael Cera + TMZ makes the single greatest video you will ever see of a celebrity. Watch it now!
This dude has kicked ass since Arrested Development and he’s only getting started in a bright and promising career, but Michael Cera still comes off as the most humble and gracious guy in the western hemisphere. He’s now my favorite actor, and should be yours too.
Did you see that backpack? Awesome has a new name my friends.
I have no idea where these pictures are from or what the Jonas Brothers are actually doing. All I know is I’m craving me some Taylor Swift right about now and am super pissed I’ll never be as handsome or as rich as Joe Jonas. Lucky douchebag.
Though if Taylor ever needs someone whose awesome at chess, I can’t do that either… bad times…
