Johnny Depp may not have a movie coming out this year, but that doesn’t mean the actor’s been slacking off. Go check out his imdb page and tell me this doesn’t look like a busy man. Sure, he’s no Michael Madsen (holy crap!), but don’t forget he’s got a wife and kid to spend time with.

Anyway, enjoy these HQ pictures and remember, click to enlarge.

BTW - it’s been a busy week for me over here, but fret not, the captions shall return on Monday!

There are two things I love more than anything in the world right now; Egotastic.com and Katy Perry. Katy’s showing off some major cleavage in the latest pics of the star and my friends, there has never been a better time to be alive for purveyors of beauty!

Remember, click to enlarge, and visit egotastic.com for more!

And as for our female fans, don’t worry, I’ve got some man meat coming up for you tomorrow!

The Jonas brothers touched down in Madrid amongst a throng of fans to promote some cool thing I couldn’t care less about! They said the cool thing was exciting and that they liked it or something! Whoa! Exciting!

I love these guys as much as anyone (excpet 12 year-old girls), but I’m a little worried we’re gonna be seeing a lot of heart breaking tell all books in, like, ten years or so. Maybe even a falling out, and a dramatic coming together in a splendid televised event! The possibilities are endless and thrilling!

Miley Cyrus celebrated her Sweet 16th birthday party on the weekend and hot damn, did this girl look sexy! Sure, it’s depressing when you think Disney’s taken a 14 year-old girl and pimped her out like a cadillac into a franchise now worth 4 billion dollars, but if you forgot all that thinking stuff, she’s just another super famous hot girl that we can all lust over!

Whee! Ignorance is fun and her parents are awesome!

Enjoy these hot and sexy pictures of Miley Cyrus in the provocative little outfit she sang in on her Bday celebration! Remember, click to enlarge!

These UHQ pics of High School Musical 3 hottie Vanessa Hudgens are pretty much the perfect way to end the week. Vanessa in a bikini is always the ideal, but I’m more than happy to settle for a smile.

Enjoy these pics and remember, click to enlarge!

Seventh Heaven star, Beverley Mitchell, was married to her boy Michael Cameron recently and it looked like a beautiful and happy wedding!

Jessica Biel showed up with her boyfriend Justin Timerblake, but the couple seemed to be gracious enough to refrain from overshadowing the wedding!

Also, Mackenzie Rosman was there, but I couldn’t find any decent pictures of her so, yeah, damn…

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, and some chick named Ashley Tisdale spent the day travelling around Paris with a few other of their High School Musical co-stars.

Vanessa Hudgens gotta be my favorite Disney starlet right about now, and I know there’s quite a few of you ladies out there who’d argue quite heartily that Zac Efron’s the sexiest damn man on the planet. So my question to you is, how hot do you think their kids’ll be? My guess, on a scale from 1 to 10, is 200. Billion.

Damn, if only I wasn’t born until sometime next year…

Lindsay Lohan spent pretty much the entire last three days hanging out in bikinis with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson and it’s made for some hot and sexy pictures!

Here’s hoping that today has another set of wonderful Lindsay Lohan bikini goodness to share! So, without further adieu, here’s the best pics I could find so far, and remember: click to enlarge!

Yeah, so apparently as a good blogger I’m supposed to tell you when Paris Hilton does something, especially when that something is a new single called “My BFF”.

Apparently telling you that the link to listen to the song is here will make you want to click it and hear the one kind of sound that will literally kill your soul and any chance either of us had at making it to heaven.

Go ahead. Click the link. What are you scared of?

Blake Lively’s got a new love interest on her hit show Gossip Girl, John Patrick Amedori, and Gossip Girls has all the details.

I don’t get what it is with hot girls digging the scruffy prepubescent facial hair look. If that’s truly what’s all the ladies want, I can have that look down pat in 48 hours, but somehow I imagine my noticeable lack of fame, fortune, and a left eye would temper such a style…