Miley Cyrus celebrated her Sweet 16th birthday party on the weekend and hot damn, did this girl look sexy! Sure, it’s depressing when you think Disney’s taken a 14 year-old girl and pimped her out like a cadillac into a franchise now worth 4 billion dollars, but if you forgot all that thinking stuff, she’s just another super famous hot girl that we can all lust over!

Whee! Ignorance is fun and her parents are awesome!

Enjoy these hot and sexy pictures of Miley Cyrus in the provocative little outfit she sang in on her Bday celebration! Remember, click to enlarge!

Miley Cyrus and her new fame whore boyfriend, Justin Gaston, attended a Pussycat Dolls show yesterday. When Justin was asked what base he’s gotten to with Miley, he simply responded:

Miley Cyrus is a beautiful human being and I have no plans to engage in a physical relationship with her until marriage. Also, that bitch better make me rich and famous or I’ll smack her brains out!*

*the above quoted text may or may not be an actual quote from the douchebag Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston.

On a sidenote, has anyone here seen Disney’s Beauty and the Beast? Anyone remember a guy named Gaston somewhere in there? Hmm…

LATER…

Everyone thinks that once you live in Hollywood, your whole world suddenly becomes glamorous. Nope.

Justin’s still just a dumb average dude, but also hot. And Miley’s still just an average girl that ends dates for no damn reason, but also rich.

Sure, they make a cute couple, but I gauruntee you, if you’ve ever dated a stupid guy or stupid girl, you know exactly what it’s like to date Justin Gaston or Mily Cyrus.

Speaking of older dudes who love the young-ins…

Scarlett Johansson’s 23-yearold head’s reportedly blown up with the constant love and affection given by 72-yearold Woody Allen.

We all already knew she was an annoying bitch, so no news there, what is interesting though, is that we can forget Halo (Hayden Panettiere & Milo Ventimiglia), and forget Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston, THIS is the “he’s too damn old for her” story to follow.

That being said, she is pretty damn hot so there’s no way I can blame Woody for his love.

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To see more hot and sexy pictures of Scarlett Johansson, be sure to check out Celebslam!

The internet world’s abuzz with news that Miley Cyrus may very well be dating Justin Gaston after these cute pictures surfaced online. He’s 20 and she’s 15.

The rift between the two isn’t as large as superstar couple Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia, which is 12 f*cking years! In medieval times Milo could be Hayden’s dad! OMG!

Any way, back to Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston…

NO YOU PERVERTS, there is not a Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston sex tape. Though, with Miley’s habit of releasing sexy nearly nude photos, whose to say one of you pedos won’t get lucky?

Even teen superstar Miley Cyrus must go shopping for all the latest back to school gear. You’d think that with an empire being worth four billion dollars(!) her dad would let her take a year off or something.

Oh nevermind, I just remembered! She wants to be a vet or something that would help people or animals! That’s what she really wants to do.

Yeah.
Right.

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So Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus finally hooked up at last night’s VMA’s and I think there was a little less hot and sexy, and a little more boring, than we were expecting.

And was it just me or did Katy look a lot less hot than usual?

Mily Cyrus is probably the only girl in the world who could get away with wearing PJ’s in broad daylight. I wonder if her dad’s worked up some sorta deal where the PJ companies pay to- yeah, yeah good ol’ Billy Ray’s definitely worked out a deal.

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