Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson relaxed in Disneyland to avoid the crazy rantings of Lindsay’s retarded fame whore father who insists DJ Samantha Ronson is the cause of all of his daughters problems.

So, as we’ve done with scientologist cultists Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Will Smith, Michael Lohan is hereby banned from any postings on Iamnoisy.com for being such an idiot. How this guy even figured out how to have kids is beyond me.

That’s it for today, so enjoy the beautful weather and I’ll catch up with you tomorrow after I wash off the stink of this story…