Seventh Heaven star, Beverley Mitchell, was married to her boy Michael Cameron recently and it looked like a beautiful and happy wedding!

Jessica Biel showed up with her boyfriend Justin Timerblake, but the couple seemed to be gracious enough to refrain from overshadowing the wedding!

Also, Mackenzie Rosman was there, but I couldn’t find any decent pictures of her so, yeah, damn…

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married in BC, Canada on the weekend and all I can say is poor, poor Ryan. Sure, right now Scarlett Johansson may one of the hot and sexy girls in Hollywood, but let me tell you that in a couple years those gorgeous melons are gonna sag down to her knees and Ryan will be stuck with a saggy Bilbo Baggins.

That being said, there’s worse things than being married to those boobs. I just haven’t decided whether or not I’m jealous yet, y’know?

Awesome. So now that Lindsay Lohan is almost hot again, her little lesbian friend has decided to steal her from the clutches of man and marry the bitch. Great, just great.

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been hot for oh so very long and just like that she’s gone.

Sam Ronson really is a dude underneath all those breasts and that vagina. And guess what, he’s a douchebag who doesn’t want you to be happy.