Daniel Radcliffe debuted his play Equus on Broadway last night and as these pictures document, it was an exciting affair. I’m not saying the director is a bad man, but obese old dudes with scraggily facial hair have always given me the willies, though I apologize if you have a thing for obese old dudes with scraggily facial and this post offended you.
Pedophiles are people too, even if they’re directors.
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson relaxed in Disneyland to avoid the crazy rantings of Lindsay’s retarded fame whore father who insists DJ Samantha Ronson is the cause of all of his daughters problems.
So, as we’ve done with scientologist cultists Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Will Smith, Michael Lohan is hereby banned from any postings on Iamnoisy.com for being such an idiot. How this guy even figured out how to have kids is beyond me.
That’s it for today, so enjoy the beautful weather and I’ll catch up with you tomorrow after I wash off the stink of this story…
Miley Cyrus and her new fame whore boyfriend, Justin Gaston, attended a Pussycat Dolls show yesterday. When Justin was asked what base he’s gotten to with Miley, he simply responded:
Miley Cyrus is a beautiful human being and I have no plans to engage in a physical relationship with her until marriage. Also, that bitch better make me rich and famous or I’ll smack her brains out!*
*the above quoted text may or may not be an actual quote from the douchebag Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston.
On a sidenote, has anyone here seen Disney’s Beauty and the Beast? Anyone remember a guy named Gaston somewhere in there? Hmm…
I don’t believe it. Clay Aiken, the one man I truly look up to has come out of the closet and finally announced his gayness. Confirmed that his smooth porcelain skin was never for the touch of a woman, that his long slender fingers shall never grazed the fairer sex, that- dude, he f*cks guys. Do you really care enough to read all of this?
Didn’t think so.
Eva Longoria’s spending more time than ever with her man Tony Parker, and with all this celebrity romance in the air you have to wonder whether springs come twice this year. It’s supposed to be cold up here in Canada by now, but I’m chillin in shorts and sandals.
Also, is it just me or are really short women who date basketball players the most awesome people ever? Just one picture of Eva Longoria next to Tony Parker is enough to make me laugh till my lungs bleed. Ah, such comedians…
The world’s abuzz after Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson to “Love Line” in the video below!
Wait…
I didn’t hear any solid confirmation there. Did you? All I heard was Sam Ronson sound like a good and decent human being when she spoke compassionately about an injured friend, and then some boring conversation with Lindsay Lohan. Whatever.
I’m just glad Lindsay Lohan’s finally dating a person with a soul. Say what you will about the pair, I like Samantha Ronson, and I like this couple. Not as much as I like Oreo’s or cupcakes, but they’re a-ok a far as I’m concened with celebrity couples (which ain’t so much).
I have no idea where these pictures are from or what the Jonas Brothers are actually doing. All I know is I’m craving me some Taylor Swift right about now and am super pissed I’ll never be as handsome or as rich as Joe Jonas. Lucky douchebag.
Though if Taylor ever needs someone whose awesome at chess, I can’t do that either… bad times…
Everyone thinks that once you live in Hollywood, your whole world suddenly becomes glamorous. Nope.
Justin’s still just a dumb average dude, but also hot. And Miley’s still just an average girl that ends dates for no damn reason, but also rich.
Sure, they make a cute couple, but I gauruntee you, if you’ve ever dated a stupid guy or stupid girl, you know exactly what it’s like to date Justin Gaston or Mily Cyrus.
These pictures remind me why I love Hayden Panettiere. She can go from glammed up hottie to cute girl next door in 2 seconds flat. Milo Ventimiglia is a good looking dude and all, but he doesn’t deserve this. You know who does? God.
If I were the Lord almighty I’d come thundering down on my chariot of fire to ask out Hayden Panettiere ASAP. Thanks to Milo I already know she digs old dudes, so she’d have to love the oldest most powerful being in the universe, right?
Damn. I miss Heroes.
I hate P Diddy, but so many of you cute girls out there love the bloke, so I’m so happy to finally have some pictures of the dude for you to enjoy. And as for you guys and gals who hate P Diddy like me, well, let’s just say you’ll enjoy these pictures too…
Lol! These are by far my favorite pictures of the year and they’ve made me believe there is an all loving God watching over us!
