Miley Cyrus and her new fame whore boyfriend, Justin Gaston, attended a Pussycat Dolls show yesterday. When Justin was asked what base he’s gotten to with Miley, he simply responded:

Miley Cyrus is a beautiful human being and I have no plans to engage in a physical relationship with her until marriage. Also, that bitch better make me rich and famous or I’ll smack her brains out!*

*the above quoted text may or may not be an actual quote from the douchebag Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston.

On a sidenote, has anyone here seen Disney’s Beauty and the Beast? Anyone remember a guy named Gaston somewhere in there? Hmm…

LATER…

Everyone thinks that once you live in Hollywood, your whole world suddenly becomes glamorous. Nope.

Justin’s still just a dumb average dude, but also hot. And Miley’s still just an average girl that ends dates for no damn reason, but also rich.

Sure, they make a cute couple, but I gauruntee you, if you’ve ever dated a stupid guy or stupid girl, you know exactly what it’s like to date Justin Gaston or Mily Cyrus.

Speaking of older dudes who love the young-ins…

Scarlett Johansson’s 23-yearold head’s reportedly blown up with the constant love and affection given by 72-yearold Woody Allen.

We all already knew she was an annoying bitch, so no news there, what is interesting though, is that we can forget Halo (Hayden Panettiere & Milo Ventimiglia), and forget Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston, THIS is the “he’s too damn old for her” story to follow.

That being said, she is pretty damn hot so there’s no way I can blame Woody for his love.

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