The Jonas brothers touched down in Madrid amongst a throng of fans to promote some cool thing I couldn’t care less about! They said the cool thing was exciting and that they liked it or something! Whoa! Exciting!

I love these guys as much as anyone (excpet 12 year-old girls), but I’m a little worried we’re gonna be seeing a lot of heart breaking tell all books in, like, ten years or so. Maybe even a falling out, and a dramatic coming together in a splendid televised event! The possibilities are endless and thrilling!

I have no idea where these pictures are from or what the Jonas Brothers are actually doing. All I know is I’m craving me some Taylor Swift right about now and am super pissed I’ll never be as handsome or as rich as Joe Jonas. Lucky douchebag.

Though if Taylor ever needs someone whose awesome at chess, I can’t do that either… bad times…

Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, and Nick Jonas are filming for their upcoming new show and the rumors abound! Some say they’ll be bigger than Miley Cyrus as Hanna Montana, others say that they already are, and everyone else seems to be shouting about how young and rich they are anyway.

The Jonas brothers are some cool dudes. Back when I was a kid, all the other girls would be screaming and freaking out over the Hanson brothers. Watch this video to see who they are.

Yep. Before the hot and sexy Jonas brothers, girls were stuck with weird guys that looked like chicks. Gross.

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift hung out together last night at the VMA’s and fooles us all into believing they’re not dating, wait, no, no they tricked us into believing the opposite of that.

Seriously though, why would Joe Jonas be ashamed of dating Taylor Swift? If I were him I’d be screaming it out to the world at the top of my lungs. Sure, shed dump me, but who cares about that sexy bitch anyway? I’m in it for the glory!

Seriously.