Johnny Depp may not have a movie coming out this year, but that doesn’t mean the actor’s been slacking off. Go check out his imdb page and tell me this doesn’t look like a busy man. Sure, he’s no Michael Madsen (holy crap!), but don’t forget he’s got a wife and kid to spend time with.

Anyway, enjoy these HQ pictures and remember, click to enlarge.

BTW - it’s been a busy week for me over here, but fret not, the captions shall return on Monday!

There are two things I love more than anything in the world right now; Egotastic.com and Katy Perry. Katy’s showing off some major cleavage in the latest pics of the star and my friends, there has never been a better time to be alive for purveyors of beauty!

Remember, click to enlarge, and visit egotastic.com for more!

And as for our female fans, don’t worry, I’ve got some man meat coming up for you tomorrow!

The Jonas brothers touched down in Madrid amongst a throng of fans to promote some cool thing I couldn’t care less about! They said the cool thing was exciting and that they liked it or something! Whoa! Exciting!

I love these guys as much as anyone (excpet 12 year-old girls), but I’m a little worried we’re gonna be seeing a lot of heart breaking tell all books in, like, ten years or so. Maybe even a falling out, and a dramatic coming together in a splendid televised event! The possibilities are endless and thrilling!

Miley Cyrus celebrated her Sweet 16th birthday party on the weekend and hot damn, did this girl look sexy! Sure, it’s depressing when you think Disney’s taken a 14 year-old girl and pimped her out like a cadillac into a franchise now worth 4 billion dollars, but if you forgot all that thinking stuff, she’s just another super famous hot girl that we can all lust over!

Whee! Ignorance is fun and her parents are awesome!

Enjoy these hot and sexy pictures of Miley Cyrus in the provocative little outfit she sang in on her Bday celebration! Remember, click to enlarge!

Everyone ’round these here parts knows how much I love me some Hayden Panettiere, so it’s not easy for me to say that these latest pictures to emerge of Hayden are very… average.

You’ve gotta take some risks to stay on the freshest wave of fashion, and oh holy mother of God did Hayden Panettiere take some risks here. I still love her to death, but right now she reminds me of this homeless dude across the street that gives blowjobs for 8 peanuts and pickle.

He’s not that good.

These UHQ pics of High School Musical 3 hottie Vanessa Hudgens are pretty much the perfect way to end the week. Vanessa in a bikini is always the ideal, but I’m more than happy to settle for a smile.

Enjoy these pics and remember, click to enlarge!

Seventh Heaven star, Beverley Mitchell, was married to her boy Michael Cameron recently and it looked like a beautiful and happy wedding!

Jessica Biel showed up with her boyfriend Justin Timerblake, but the couple seemed to be gracious enough to refrain from overshadowing the wedding!

Also, Mackenzie Rosman was there, but I couldn’t find any decent pictures of her so, yeah, damn…

Lindsay Lohan spent pretty much the entire last three days hanging out in bikinis with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson and it’s made for some hot and sexy pictures!

Here’s hoping that today has another set of wonderful Lindsay Lohan bikini goodness to share! So, without further adieu, here’s the best pics I could find so far, and remember: click to enlarge!

Blake Lively’s got a new love interest on her hit show Gossip Girl, John Patrick Amedori, and Gossip Girls has all the details.

I don’t get what it is with hot girls digging the scruffy prepubescent facial hair look. If that’s truly what’s all the ladies want, I can have that look down pat in 48 hours, but somehow I imagine my noticeable lack of fame, fortune, and a left eye would temper such a style…

Just because Jake Gyllenhaal’s dating Reese Witherspoon, doesn’t mean you should be fooled into thinking he’s straight. Any straight or gay dude would date her, or Alexis Bledel, or Hayden Panettiere.

No, my instincts tell me that our boy Jake Gyllenhaal is as gay as they come. Ladies, my heart goes out to you and ya’ll have my deepest of sympathies. Enjoy the HQ pictures of Jake and remember, click to enlarge!

FYI, Jake Gyllenhaal will play the Prince of Persia in an upcoming movie coincidentally entitled Prince of Persia and though I may like the dude, you can’t tell me this doesn’t look like the gayest beefcake movie hero ever.