Speaking of newlyweds, Ellen DeGeneres who recently married her longtime GF Portia de Rossi, was spotted hanging out with none other than the infamous Paris Hilton!?

On my list of favorite celebrites, I’d have to say Ellen DeGeneres is right up there with Jon Stewart and Harrison Ford, so why she’s hanging out with Paris Hilton is absolutely beyond me. Could it possibly be that Paris Hilton is “good people”?

No, no that’s impossible. Impossible. Mind you, there are crazier things going on the in the good ol’ US of A right now…

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married in BC, Canada on the weekend and all I can say is poor, poor Ryan. Sure, right now Scarlett Johansson may one of the hot and sexy girls in Hollywood, but let me tell you that in a couple years those gorgeous melons are gonna sag down to her knees and Ryan will be stuck with a saggy Bilbo Baggins.

That being said, there’s worse things than being married to those boobs. I just haven’t decided whether or not I’m jealous yet, y’know?