Miley Cyrus celebrated her Sweet 16th birthday party on the weekend and hot damn, did this girl look sexy! Sure, it’s depressing when you think Disney’s taken a 14 year-old girl and pimped her out like a cadillac into a franchise now worth 4 billion dollars, but if you forgot all that thinking stuff, she’s just another super famous hot girl that we can all lust over!

Whee! Ignorance is fun and her parents are awesome!

Enjoy these hot and sexy pictures of Miley Cyrus in the provocative little outfit she sang in on her Bday celebration! Remember, click to enlarge!

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, and some chick named Ashley Tisdale spent the day travelling around Paris with a few other of their High School Musical co-stars.

Vanessa Hudgens gotta be my favorite Disney starlet right about now, and I know there’s quite a few of you ladies out there who’d argue quite heartily that Zac Efron’s the sexiest damn man on the planet. So my question to you is, how hot do you think their kids’ll be? My guess, on a scale from 1 to 10, is 200. Billion.

Damn, if only I wasn’t born until sometime next year…

Lindsay Lohan spent pretty much the entire last three days hanging out in bikinis with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson and it’s made for some hot and sexy pictures!

Here’s hoping that today has another set of wonderful Lindsay Lohan bikini goodness to share! So, without further adieu, here’s the best pics I could find so far, and remember: click to enlarge!

These HQ promo pics staring Megan Fox in nothing but a bra for the upcoming film, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, have me conflicted on so many levels. That first picture has me wanting to kill every dumbass actor in the shot other than Megan because of thier retarded expressions, and all the pictures in general have me wondering how much plastic surgery Megan Fox’s face has seen.

Don’t get me wrong, I love like the girl, but I have the uncomfortable feeling she couldn’t be hot without the makeup like, oh, I don’t know, Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere…

oh god… too much cuteness… can’t stare… must keep working…

With Heroes in full swing we’re starting to get a lot of the Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere fans coming around Iamnoisy, so I thought I’d give ya’ll a big welcome with these sexy HQ Milo Ventimiglia pictures.

All I ask is that you remember A) Milo Ventimiglia is old enough to be Hayden Panettiere’s dad, so I should be the one dating her, and B) click to enlarge! Enjoy!

Wow…

So Britney Spears has a new song out called Womanizer and I’ll leave it for you to judge, but I’d imagine this to be pretty much the worst thing my ears have ever bled to. I almost feel bad posting it, like I’m attacking you guys for posting it. Sorry.

Let’s clean out our systems by checking out Britney when she was still hot and sexy, here’s her top 5 most sexiest videos in no particular order (careful, the first one will blow your socks off):

Britney Strips at the VMA’s!

Pepsi Superbowl Commercial - We Will Rock You

(also featuring Pink and the always sexy Beyonce Knowles.)

The See-Through Version of Toxic

Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know

Hit Me Baby One More Time

This HQ picture set of Canadian hottie Ryan Gosling goes out to yoshi92 for kindly answering question: what hot guys would you like to see more HQ of UHQ pictures of on Iamnoisy.com

I’ve been a big fan of Ryan Gosling ever since I was six years-old and would get up early to watch the Adventures of Young Hercules.  Now I semi hate the guy for his off and on dating of my latest crush, Rachel McAdams. I just have to become rich and famous and then she’ll love me! YEAH! Easy as pie!

Ah well, enjoy these pictures of Ryan and remember, click to enlarge!

Holy. Crap.

Evangeline Lilly looks absolutely gorgeous in these HQ pictures from the weekends emmy’s! I can not wait for season 5 of Lost to hit the tube as my eyes need their fix of this sexy li’l hottie.

Enjoy and remember: click to enlarge!

Charlize Theron’s always been a sexy lady, but she hasn’t done many photoshoots that I’ve really come to love, until now. Beautiful and classy, these HQ pictures of Charlize Theron are the ones I’ve been waiting for and I hope you’ll enoy!

Remember, click to enlarge!

Oh. My. God. These are easily the hottest and sexiest pictures I’ve seen of Mila Kunis since, well, forever. All these pictures are from the set of her new movie, Extract, which you and I must now see!

There’s ton of pictures after the break, so be sure to check them all out! Enjoy!

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