Johnny Depp may not have a movie coming out this year, but that doesn’t mean the actor’s been slacking off. Go check out his imdb page and tell me this doesn’t look like a busy man. Sure, he’s no Michael Madsen (holy crap!), but don’t forget he’s got a wife and kid to spend time with.
Anyway, enjoy these HQ pictures and remember, click to enlarge.
BTW - it’s been a busy week for me over here, but fret not, the captions shall return on Monday!
Just because Jake Gyllenhaal’s dating Reese Witherspoon, doesn’t mean you should be fooled into thinking he’s straight. Any straight or gay dude would date her, or Alexis Bledel, or Hayden Panettiere.
No, my instincts tell me that our boy Jake Gyllenhaal is as gay as they come. Ladies, my heart goes out to you and ya’ll have my deepest of sympathies. Enjoy the HQ pictures of Jake and remember, click to enlarge!
FYI, Jake Gyllenhaal will play the Prince of Persia in an upcoming movie coincidentally entitled Prince of Persia and though I may like the dude, you can’t tell me this doesn’t look like the gayest beefcake movie hero ever.
With Heroes in full swing we’re starting to get a lot of the Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere fans coming around Iamnoisy, so I thought I’d give ya’ll a big welcome with these sexy HQ Milo Ventimiglia pictures.
All I ask is that you remember A) Milo Ventimiglia is old enough to be Hayden Panettiere’s dad, so I should be the one dating her, and B) click to enlarge! Enjoy!
This HQ picture set of Canadian hottie Ryan Gosling goes out to yoshi92 for kindly answering question: what hot guys would you like to see more HQ of UHQ pictures of on Iamnoisy.com
I’ve been a big fan of Ryan Gosling ever since I was six years-old and would get up early to watch the Adventures of Young Hercules. Now I semi hate the guy for his off and on dating of my latest crush, Rachel McAdams. I just have to become rich and famous and then she’ll love me! YEAH! Easy as pie!
Ah well, enjoy these pictures of Ryan and remember, click to enlarge!
Daniel Craig’s looking hot, sexy, and oh so regal in these HQ pictures from the James Bond series. Enjoy ‘em and remember: click to enlarge!
Also,
it was about a week or so ago that you ladies and gay dudes showed up and demanded more pics of hot guys and I’m always happy to oblige, but here’s the thing, it’s damn hard to find new pictures of hot guys so that means I gotta dig through archives to find anything worth while and before I know it I’ve spent an hour looking at half-naked dudes trying to find good pics for you folks.
As much as you enjoy these pictures, an hour of gazing at man meat is not good times for straight ol’ Chazy here so I could really use some help.
What hot guys would you like to see more of on this site? I’d really like to know, it’ll save me so much time. Thanks.
Miley Cyrus and her new fame whore boyfriend, Justin Gaston, attended a Pussycat Dolls show yesterday. When Justin was asked what base he’s gotten to with Miley, he simply responded:
Miley Cyrus is a beautiful human being and I have no plans to engage in a physical relationship with her until marriage. Also, that bitch better make me rich and famous or I’ll smack her brains out!*
*the above quoted text may or may not be an actual quote from the douchebag Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston.
On a sidenote, has anyone here seen Disney’s Beauty and the Beast? Anyone remember a guy named Gaston somewhere in there? Hmm…
Ryan Phillppe celebrated his 34th birthday this weekend and instead of partying it up and enjoying the good life, all he did was whine about being one year older. According to a waitress:
“He looked glum. He told me, ‘I’m too old for this town.’” Moments later, Ryan left alone. “He’d spent most of the night in the VIP section, drinking and not talking much, even though he had girls all around him.”
Most of the Night in the VIP section? Girls all around him? Ryan, dude, I’m twenty and I’d kill to be a hot 34 year-old guy who gets to chill in the VIP section and hang with hot girls. You know what the most a skinny li’l dude like me can hope for? A handjob from a hobo for 50 bucks euros. Damn it, Phillippe, enjoy your hotness and blessed life already!
Anyhoo, for all the sexy ladies in the house, enjoy these HQ pictures of Ryan Phillipe, and remeber, click to enlarge!
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Whoa! News is trickling outta Hollywood that 300 hunk Gerard Butler is dating Jennifer Aniston after the two hit it off at the Toronto International Film Festival. There’s yet to be any pictures of the two, but I’m sure the bounty’s gotta be around $9 million for the first pics.
Wow. Good for Jen. Gerard Butler may be the one dude on the planet cooler than Brad Pitt, he just better not break her heart or I’m gonna have to open a can of whoop-ass on him.
I may lose.
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Ok, so all you peoples who voted for more hot guys on I Am Noisy are getting your wish starting today. I’ll still post all the hot girls I can find, but I promise to be more fair and balanced from here on out.
So, without further adieu, here’s Daniel Radcliffe in some hot new pictures from Details magazine (I don’t know about you, but I think they’re damn creepy and all out crazy):
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