I don’t believe it. Clay Aiken, the one man I truly look up to has come out of the closet and finally announced his gayness. Confirmed that his smooth porcelain skin was never for the touch of a woman, that his long slender fingers shall never grazed the fairer sex, that- dude, he f*cks guys. Do you really care enough to read all of this?

Didn’t think so.

Awesome. So now that Lindsay Lohan is almost hot again, her little lesbian friend has decided to steal her from the clutches of man and marry the bitch. Great, just great.

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been hot for oh so very long and just like that she’s gone.

Sam Ronson really is a dude underneath all those breasts and that vagina. And guess what, he’s a douchebag who doesn’t want you to be happy.