Everyone ’round these here parts knows how much I love me some Hayden Panettiere, so it’s not easy for me to say that these latest pictures to emerge of Hayden are very… average.

You’ve gotta take some risks to stay on the freshest wave of fashion, and oh holy mother of God did Hayden Panettiere take some risks here. I still love her to death, but right now she reminds me of this homeless dude across the street that gives blowjobs for 8 peanuts and pickle.

He’s not that good.

With Heroes in full swing we’re starting to get a lot of the Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere fans coming around Iamnoisy, so I thought I’d give ya’ll a big welcome with these sexy HQ Milo Ventimiglia pictures.

All I ask is that you remember A) Milo Ventimiglia is old enough to be Hayden Panettiere’s dad, so I should be the one dating her, and B) click to enlarge! Enjoy!

These pictures remind me why I love Hayden Panettiere. She can go from glammed up hottie to cute girl next door in 2 seconds flat. Milo Ventimiglia is a good looking dude and all, but he doesn’t deserve this. You know who does? God.

If I were the Lord almighty I’d come thundering down on my chariot of fire to ask out Hayden Panettiere ASAP. Thanks to Milo I already know she digs old dudes, so she’d have to love the oldest most powerful being in the universe, right?

Damn. I miss Heroes.

Hayden, Milo, and the rest of the Heroes cast are scrambling like mad as of late to promote season 3 of Heroes, and I must say these latest pics certainly make Milo & Hayden look like a very cute couple. Too bad he’s a billion years older (Yeah, I only say that because I’m jealous).

I hope to God this season of Heroes gets interesting because season 2 quickly became my scheduled nap hour. At least I’ll be able to get my Hayden Panettiere fix, and Ali Larter fix, and (most importantly) my Kristen Bell fix. Actually, you know what? Season 3 will kick ass no matter what shitty scripts they end up with!

Check out the full size bikini pics over on Egotastic, but before you do, remember to thank God for proving his existence to us! It’s not every generation that’s blessed this much by the almighty y’know.

Masi Oka and Milo Ventimiglia are joining in on the promotion of Heroes upcoming 3 hour premier. 3 f*cking hours. Will you watch it? Seriously!?

To make anything 3 f*cking hours long is so damn ballsy that I’ll watch it just out respect to anyone who can fail so grandly. And by fail I mean win because Heroes is pretty much perfect.

But 3 hours? Wow.

and for the ladies in the house…