Everyone ’round these here parts knows how much I love me some Hayden Panettiere, so it’s not easy for me to say that these latest pictures to emerge of Hayden are very… average.
You’ve gotta take some risks to stay on the freshest wave of fashion, and oh holy mother of God did Hayden Panettiere take some risks here. I still love her to death, but right now she reminds me of this homeless dude across the street that gives blowjobs for 8 peanuts and pickle.
He’s not that good.
These HQ promo pics staring Megan Fox in nothing but a bra for the upcoming film, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, have me conflicted on so many levels. That first picture has me wanting to kill every dumbass actor in the shot other than Megan because of thier retarded expressions, and all the pictures in general have me wondering how much plastic surgery Megan Fox’s face has seen.
Don’t get me wrong, I love like the girl, but I have the uncomfortable feeling she couldn’t be hot without the makeup like, oh, I don’t know, Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere…
oh god… too much cuteness… can’t stare… must keep working…
With Heroes in full swing we’re starting to get a lot of the Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere fans coming around Iamnoisy, so I thought I’d give ya’ll a big welcome with these sexy HQ Milo Ventimiglia pictures.
All I ask is that you remember A) Milo Ventimiglia is old enough to be Hayden Panettiere’s dad, so I should be the one dating her, and B) click to enlarge! Enjoy!
These pictures remind me why I love Hayden Panettiere. She can go from glammed up hottie to cute girl next door in 2 seconds flat. Milo Ventimiglia is a good looking dude and all, but he doesn’t deserve this. You know who does? God.
If I were the Lord almighty I’d come thundering down on my chariot of fire to ask out Hayden Panettiere ASAP. Thanks to Milo I already know she digs old dudes, so she’d have to love the oldest most powerful being in the universe, right?
Damn. I miss Heroes.
Speaking of older dudes who love the young-ins…
Scarlett Johansson’s 23-yearold head’s reportedly blown up with the constant love and affection given by 72-yearold Woody Allen.
We all already knew she was an annoying bitch, so no news there, what is interesting though, is that we can forget Halo (Hayden Panettiere & Milo Ventimiglia), and forget Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston, THIS is the “he’s too damn old for her” story to follow.
That being said, she is pretty damn hot so there’s no way I can blame Woody for his love.
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To see more hot and sexy pictures of Scarlett Johansson, be sure to check out Celebslam!
The internet world’s abuzz with news that Miley Cyrus may very well be dating Justin Gaston after these cute pictures surfaced online. He’s 20 and she’s 15.
The rift between the two isn’t as large as superstar couple Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia, which is 12 f*cking years! In medieval times Milo could be Hayden’s dad! OMG!
Any way, back to Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston…
NO YOU PERVERTS, there is not a Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston sex tape. Though, with Miley’s habit of releasing sexy nearly nude photos, whose to say one of you pedos won’t get lucky?
Whoa!? What!? Is Hayden Panettiere cheating on her good ol’ boytoy Milo Ventimiglia!?
Nope. She’s just filming a scene for her new movie, “I Love You Beth Cooper.” Which stars not only my second favorite hottie, Hayden, but also the hilarious Paul Rust. So, did I trick ya? No, didn’t think so…
Hayden’s looking insanely hot and sexy on the set of this movie, that last picture pretty much has me falling in love with the cutie.
Hayden, Milo, and the rest of the Heroes cast are scrambling like mad as of late to promote season 3 of Heroes, and I must say these latest pics certainly make Milo & Hayden look like a very cute couple. Too bad he’s a billion years older (Yeah, I only say that because I’m jealous).
I hope to God this season of Heroes gets interesting because season 2 quickly became my scheduled nap hour. At least I’ll be able to get my Hayden Panettiere fix, and Ali Larter fix, and (most importantly) my Kristen Bell fix. Actually, you know what? Season 3 will kick ass no matter what shitty scripts they end up with!
Disclaimer: I love Hayden Panettiere. If I could pick only 10 actresses to not crush with a giant hammer, she’d probably be somewhere on that list.
With that out of the way,
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Has all of hollywood gone completely insane!? Who, in their right mind, could send Hayden out looking like this!? First we get news of Kristen Bell dating that retarded dude, then Pamela Anderson starts dating Micahel Jackson, and now we have Hayden Panettiere looking like Kermit the frog or some cracked out whore from the 40’s!
WTF!? Is nothing sacred?
