Just because Jake Gyllenhaal’s dating Reese Witherspoon, doesn’t mean you should be fooled into thinking he’s straight. Any straight or gay dude would date her, or Alexis Bledel, or Hayden Panettiere.

No, my instincts tell me that our boy Jake Gyllenhaal is as gay as they come. Ladies, my heart goes out to you and ya’ll have my deepest of sympathies. Enjoy the HQ pictures of Jake and remember, click to enlarge!

FYI, Jake Gyllenhaal will play the Prince of Persia in an upcoming movie coincidentally entitled Prince of Persia and though I may like the dude, you can’t tell me this doesn’t look like the gayest beefcake movie hero ever.

I don’t believe it. Clay Aiken, the one man I truly look up to has come out of the closet and finally announced his gayness. Confirmed that his smooth porcelain skin was never for the touch of a woman, that his long slender fingers shall never grazed the fairer sex, that- dude, he f*cks guys. Do you really care enough to read all of this?

Didn’t think so.