The Jonas brothers touched down in Madrid amongst a throng of fans to promote some cool thing I couldn’t care less about! They said the cool thing was exciting and that they liked it or something! Whoa! Exciting!

I love these guys as much as anyone (excpet 12 year-old girls), but I’m a little worried we’re gonna be seeing a lot of heart breaking tell all books in, like, ten years or so. Maybe even a falling out, and a dramatic coming together in a splendid televised event! The possibilities are endless and thrilling!

Miley Cyrus celebrated her Sweet 16th birthday party on the weekend and hot damn, did this girl look sexy! Sure, it’s depressing when you think Disney’s taken a 14 year-old girl and pimped her out like a cadillac into a franchise now worth 4 billion dollars, but if you forgot all that thinking stuff, she’s just another super famous hot girl that we can all lust over!

Whee! Ignorance is fun and her parents are awesome!

Enjoy these hot and sexy pictures of Miley Cyrus in the provocative little outfit she sang in on her Bday celebration! Remember, click to enlarge!

The cast of Disney’s High School Musical 3 touched down in Paris to promote their new movie! Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are easily the headline here, but Ashley Tisdale and the black guy nonetheless tried to get a little spotlight for themselves too.

Does anyone else find it crushingly depressing how hard Disney pimps out their stars? Sure, fame and money is good and all, but it seems like once Disney discovered the goldmine that is Miley Cyrus aka: Hannah Montana, the company’s become intent on drilling all their kids (no pun intended) until the well’s dry.

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Miley Cyrus and her new fame whore boyfriend, Justin Gaston, attended a Pussycat Dolls show yesterday. When Justin was asked what base he’s gotten to with Miley, he simply responded:

Miley Cyrus is a beautiful human being and I have no plans to engage in a physical relationship with her until marriage. Also, that bitch better make me rich and famous or I’ll smack her brains out!*

*the above quoted text may or may not be an actual quote from the douchebag Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston.

On a sidenote, has anyone here seen Disney’s Beauty and the Beast? Anyone remember a guy named Gaston somewhere in there? Hmm…

Wizards of Waverly Place’s Alex Russo, Selena Gomez, went out for a stroll yesterday and the li’l hottie had every dudes jaw hit the floor.  Sure, Vanessa Hudgens is cute and all, and yeah, Miley Cyrus may have a huge fan base, but I’m going to say Selena Gomez is the hottest of the bunch as, y’know, she’s not a whore… yet.

It feels weird to say this, but it’d be nice if just one cute girl from a Disney franchise refrains from taking all her and then posting the nude or almost nude pictures all over the internet.

Enjoy these pictures and remember: click to enlarge!

Even teen superstar Miley Cyrus must go shopping for all the latest back to school gear. You’d think that with an empire being worth four billion dollars(!) her dad would let her take a year off or something.

Oh nevermind, I just remembered! She wants to be a vet or something that would help people or animals! That’s what she really wants to do.

Yeah.
Right.

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