The world’s abuzz after Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson to “Love Line” in the video below!
Wait…
I didn’t hear any solid confirmation there. Did you? All I heard was Sam Ronson sound like a good and decent human being when she spoke compassionately about an injured friend, and then some boring conversation with Lindsay Lohan. Whatever.
I’m just glad Lindsay Lohan’s finally dating a person with a soul. Say what you will about the pair, I like Samantha Ronson, and I like this couple. Not as much as I like Oreo’s or cupcakes, but they’re a-ok a far as I’m concened with celebrity couples (which ain’t so much).
Everyone thinks that once you live in Hollywood, your whole world suddenly becomes glamorous. Nope.
Justin’s still just a dumb average dude, but also hot. And Miley’s still just an average girl that ends dates for no damn reason, but also rich.
Sure, they make a cute couple, but I gauruntee you, if you’ve ever dated a stupid guy or stupid girl, you know exactly what it’s like to date Justin Gaston or Mily Cyrus.
Whoa! News is trickling outta Hollywood that 300 hunk Gerard Butler is dating Jennifer Aniston after the two hit it off at the Toronto International Film Festival. There’s yet to be any pictures of the two, but I’m sure the bounty’s gotta be around $9 million for the first pics.
Wow. Good for Jen. Gerard Butler may be the one dude on the planet cooler than Brad Pitt, he just better not break her heart or I’m gonna have to open a can of whoop-ass on him.
The internet world’s abuzz with news that Miley Cyrus may very well be dating Justin Gaston after these cute pictures surfaced online. He’s 20 and she’s 15.
The rift between the two isn’t as large as superstar couple Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia, which is 12 f*cking years! In medieval times Milo could be Hayden’s dad! OMG!
Any way, back to Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston…
NO YOU PERVERTS, there is not a Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston sex tape. Though, with Miley’s habit of releasing sexy nearly nude photos, whose to say one of you pedos won’t get lucky?
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift hung out together last night at the VMA’s and fooles us all into believing they’re not dating, wait, no, no they tricked us into believing the opposite of that.
Seriously though, why would Joe Jonas be ashamed of dating Taylor Swift? If I were him I’d be screaming it out to the world at the top of my lungs. Sure, shed dump me, but who cares about that sexy bitch anyway? I’m in it for the glory!
Kristen Bell, perhaps the cutest girl in the world, dated Dax Shepherd, a homely hack, and has now supposedly dumped him in favor of the Mac, uh, Justin Long.
My hunch is that she’s practicing her dating skills on f-list “actors” so that when she moves up to the A-list guys, she knows exactly how to charm ‘em. No, no that doesn’t sound like her at all. Damn.
Kristen, sweetie, you’ve got to set some damn standards for yourself. This is just getting ridiculous.
