Miley Cyrus and her new fame whore boyfriend, Justin Gaston, attended a Pussycat Dolls show yesterday. When Justin was asked what base he’s gotten to with Miley, he simply responded:
Miley Cyrus is a beautiful human being and I have no plans to engage in a physical relationship with her until marriage. Also, that bitch better make me rich and famous or I’ll smack her brains out!*
*the above quoted text may or may not be an actual quote from the douchebag Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston.
On a sidenote, has anyone here seen Disney’s Beauty and the Beast? Anyone remember a guy named Gaston somewhere in there? Hmm…
Eva Longoria’s spending more time than ever with her man Tony Parker, and with all this celebrity romance in the air you have to wonder whether springs come twice this year. It’s supposed to be cold up here in Canada by now, but I’m chillin in shorts and sandals.
Also, is it just me or are really short women who date basketball players the most awesome people ever? Just one picture of Eva Longoria next to Tony Parker is enough to make me laugh till my lungs bleed. Ah, such comedians…
The world’s abuzz after Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson to “Love Line” in the video below!
Wait…
I didn’t hear any solid confirmation there. Did you? All I heard was Sam Ronson sound like a good and decent human being when she spoke compassionately about an injured friend, and then some boring conversation with Lindsay Lohan. Whatever.
I’m just glad Lindsay Lohan’s finally dating a person with a soul. Say what you will about the pair, I like Samantha Ronson, and I like this couple. Not as much as I like Oreo’s or cupcakes, but they’re a-ok a far as I’m concened with celebrity couples (which ain’t so much).
Everyone thinks that once you live in Hollywood, your whole world suddenly becomes glamorous. Nope.
Justin’s still just a dumb average dude, but also hot. And Miley’s still just an average girl that ends dates for no damn reason, but also rich.
Sure, they make a cute couple, but I gauruntee you, if you’ve ever dated a stupid guy or stupid girl, you know exactly what it’s like to date Justin Gaston or Mily Cyrus.
The internet world’s abuzz with news that Miley Cyrus may very well be dating Justin Gaston after these cute pictures surfaced online. He’s 20 and she’s 15.
The rift between the two isn’t as large as superstar couple Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia, which is 12 f*cking years! In medieval times Milo could be Hayden’s dad! OMG!
Any way, back to Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston…
NO YOU PERVERTS, there is not a Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston sex tape. Though, with Miley’s habit of releasing sexy nearly nude photos, whose to say one of you pedos won’t get lucky?
