Johnny Depp may not have a movie coming out this year, but that doesn’t mean the actor’s been slacking off. Go check out his imdb page and tell me this doesn’t look like a busy man. Sure, he’s no Michael Madsen (holy crap!), but don’t forget he’s got a wife and kid to spend time with.

Anyway, enjoy these HQ pictures and remember, click to enlarge.

BTW - it’s been a busy week for me over here, but fret not, the captions shall return on Monday!

There are two things I love more than anything in the world right now; Egotastic.com and Katy Perry. Katy’s showing off some major cleavage in the latest pics of the star and my friends, there has never been a better time to be alive for purveyors of beauty!

Remember, click to enlarge, and visit egotastic.com for more!

And as for our female fans, don’t worry, I’ve got some man meat coming up for you tomorrow!

The Jonas brothers touched down in Madrid amongst a throng of fans to promote some cool thing I couldn’t care less about! They said the cool thing was exciting and that they liked it or something! Whoa! Exciting!

I love these guys as much as anyone (excpet 12 year-old girls), but I’m a little worried we’re gonna be seeing a lot of heart breaking tell all books in, like, ten years or so. Maybe even a falling out, and a dramatic coming together in a splendid televised event! The possibilities are endless and thrilling!

Miley Cyrus celebrated her Sweet 16th birthday party on the weekend and hot damn, did this girl look sexy! Sure, it’s depressing when you think Disney’s taken a 14 year-old girl and pimped her out like a cadillac into a franchise now worth 4 billion dollars, but if you forgot all that thinking stuff, she’s just another super famous hot girl that we can all lust over!

Whee! Ignorance is fun and her parents are awesome!

Enjoy these hot and sexy pictures of Miley Cyrus in the provocative little outfit she sang in on her Bday celebration! Remember, click to enlarge!

With voter registration deadlines hitting all over the place, Hollywood has stepped up their PSA’s tenfold. We’ve got Halle Berry, Jennifer Anniston, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Sarah Silverman in the awesome video above, and the lovely Hayden Panettiere and Jessica Alba in the video below.

It seems there’s a new video every week coming out from all your favorite celebrities pleading with America to let their voice be heard.

I won’t even ask if you’re registered to vote because we both know anyone with an IQ higher than 12 is registered by now. Only the retards who’re fine with the American economic meltdown, the Iraq quagmire, and the George Bush administration’s horrifying abuse of power are letting this election slide, and all three of those problems above are more the non-voter’s fault than anyone else’s. Bastards.

Everyone ’round these here parts knows how much I love me some Hayden Panettiere, so it’s not easy for me to say that these latest pictures to emerge of Hayden are very… average.

You’ve gotta take some risks to stay on the freshest wave of fashion, and oh holy mother of God did Hayden Panettiere take some risks here. I still love her to death, but right now she reminds me of this homeless dude across the street that gives blowjobs for 8 peanuts and pickle.

He’s not that good.

Seventh Heaven star, Beverley Mitchell, was married to her boy Michael Cameron recently and it looked like a beautiful and happy wedding!

Jessica Biel showed up with her boyfriend Justin Timerblake, but the couple seemed to be gracious enough to refrain from overshadowing the wedding!

Also, Mackenzie Rosman was there, but I couldn’t find any decent pictures of her so, yeah, damn…

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, and some chick named Ashley Tisdale spent the day travelling around Paris with a few other of their High School Musical co-stars.

Vanessa Hudgens gotta be my favorite Disney starlet right about now, and I know there’s quite a few of you ladies out there who’d argue quite heartily that Zac Efron’s the sexiest damn man on the planet. So my question to you is, how hot do you think their kids’ll be? My guess, on a scale from 1 to 10, is 200. Billion.

Damn, if only I wasn’t born until sometime next year…