Yeah, so apparently as a good blogger I’m supposed to tell you when Paris Hilton does something, especially when that something is a new single called “My BFF”.
Apparently telling you that the link to listen to the song is here will make you want to click it and hear the one kind of sound that will literally kill your soul and any chance either of us had at making it to heaven.
Go ahead. Click the link. What are you scared of?
Blake Lively’s got a new love interest on her hit show Gossip Girl, John Patrick Amedori, and Gossip Girls has all the details.
I don’t get what it is with hot girls digging the scruffy prepubescent facial hair look. If that’s truly what’s all the ladies want, I can have that look down pat in 48 hours, but somehow I imagine my noticeable lack of fame, fortune, and a left eye would temper such a style…
Just because Jake Gyllenhaal’s dating Reese Witherspoon, doesn’t mean you should be fooled into thinking he’s straight. Any straight or gay dude would date her, or Alexis Bledel, or Hayden Panettiere.
No, my instincts tell me that our boy Jake Gyllenhaal is as gay as they come. Ladies, my heart goes out to you and ya’ll have my deepest of sympathies. Enjoy the HQ pictures of Jake and remember, click to enlarge!
FYI, Jake Gyllenhaal will play the Prince of Persia in an upcoming movie coincidentally entitled Prince of Persia and though I may like the dude, you can’t tell me this doesn’t look like the gayest beefcake movie hero ever.
The cast of Disney’s High School Musical 3 touched down in Paris to promote their new movie! Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are easily the headline here, but Ashley Tisdale and the black guy nonetheless tried to get a little spotlight for themselves too.
Does anyone else find it crushingly depressing how hard Disney pimps out their stars? Sure, fame and money is good and all, but it seems like once Disney discovered the goldmine that is Miley Cyrus aka: Hannah Montana, the company’s become intent on drilling all their kids (no pun intended) until the well’s dry.
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Katy Perry was looking hot and stunning at a Christian Dior fashion show yesterday, it’s just too bad she brought a homeless guy with her. Wait? What!? That’s her boyfriend, Travis McCoy!? Really!? Wow…
See ya later folks, I’m moving to Hollywood where even the ugliest and smelliest of dudes can get the hottest of girls!
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These HQ promo pics staring Megan Fox in nothing but a bra for the upcoming film, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, have me conflicted on so many levels. That first picture has me wanting to kill every dumbass actor in the shot other than Megan because of thier retarded expressions, and all the pictures in general have me wondering how much plastic surgery Megan Fox’s face has seen.
Don’t get me wrong, I love like the girl, but I have the uncomfortable feeling she couldn’t be hot without the makeup like, oh, I don’t know, Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere…
oh god… too much cuteness… can’t stare… must keep working…
Speaking of newlyweds, Ellen DeGeneres who recently married her longtime GF Portia de Rossi, was spotted hanging out with none other than the infamous Paris Hilton!?
On my list of favorite celebrites, I’d have to say Ellen DeGeneres is right up there with Jon Stewart and Harrison Ford, so why she’s hanging out with Paris Hilton is absolutely beyond me. Could it possibly be that Paris Hilton is “good people”?
No, no that’s impossible. Impossible. Mind you, there are crazier things going on the in the good ol’ US of A right now…
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married in BC, Canada on the weekend and all I can say is poor, poor Ryan. Sure, right now Scarlett Johansson may one of the hot and sexy girls in Hollywood, but let me tell you that in a couple years those gorgeous melons are gonna sag down to her knees and Ryan will be stuck with a saggy Bilbo Baggins.
That being said, there’s worse things than being married to those boobs. I just haven’t decided whether or not I’m jealous yet, y’know?
With Heroes in full swing we’re starting to get a lot of the Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere fans coming around Iamnoisy, so I thought I’d give ya’ll a big welcome with these sexy HQ Milo Ventimiglia pictures.
All I ask is that you remember A) Milo Ventimiglia is old enough to be Hayden Panettiere’s dad, so I should be the one dating her, and B) click to enlarge! Enjoy!
Daniel Radcliffe debuted his play Equus on Broadway last night and as these pictures document, it was an exciting affair. I’m not saying the director is a bad man, but obese old dudes with scraggily facial hair have always given me the willies, though I apologize if you have a thing for obese old dudes with scraggily facial and this post offended you.
Pedophiles are people too, even if they’re directors.
