Wow…

So Britney Spears has a new song out called Womanizer and I’ll leave it for you to judge, but I’d imagine this to be pretty much the worst thing my ears have ever bled to. I almost feel bad posting it, like I’m attacking you guys for posting it. Sorry.

Let’s clean out our systems by checking out Britney when she was still hot and sexy, here’s her top 5 most sexiest videos in no particular order (careful, the first one will blow your socks off):

Britney Strips at the VMA’s!

Pepsi Superbowl Commercial - We Will Rock You

(also featuring Pink and the always sexy Beyonce Knowles.)

The See-Through Version of Toxic

Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Madonna is still alive!? REALLY!?

Sooner or later Madonna’s gonna have to call her tour off because she’s become little more than fodder for amazing jokes about trolls and gremlins. All things must come to an end my friends, and it’s about time Madonna realized this.

Zac Efron heads off to Toronto.

Zac Efron is heading to the Toronto Internationl Film Festival, and apparaently that’s news. Exciting news.

Speaking of exciting…

Britney Spears will open the VMA’s

With any luck she’ll be back in shape and wearing the good ol’ clothes we loved her for, or, with better luck, she’ll retire from the vicious world of Hollywood and start a new career that let’s you keep a soul.

Tara Reid is sexy and cleavagy

Egotastic has a fresh set of sexy Tara Reid pictures and man are they worth a look!

She hasn’t looked this good for a long time.

That’s all for today and I apologize for the lackluster posting today - I’ve got a lot of work outside of the interwebs and need to get going, so enjoy your weekend and see you on monday!

Peace.