Jessica Alba recently went for a stroll with her two kids and everyone’s wondering where on earth her radiant smile went. Hmm…

I do remember something about her breaking up with Cash Warren, something about them meeting up again in suspicious circumstances, and something about announcing a pregnancy shortly thereafter.

It couldn’t be she wanted to break up, found out she was pregnant, and wanted to do the “right” thing because she’s perfect in every way could it?

In my mind, yes. Yes, and she secretly loves me and will come to my house one day to live a quiet, but enjoyable, life of privacy from the press and prying eye of the public. Yes, that’s an open invitation.