Heartbreaking!  Rihanna spoke candidly about what it’s like at the top, and her revelations weren’t too warm and fuzzy.

“Fame is lonely. At first, I was on an adrenaline high - this is my dream. I’m actually doing it; it didn’t faze me that I was alone, that I wasn’t with the people I love. But after a while it gets repetitive and that is when you think, ‘Oh wow, I am sitting in a hotel room once again, just me and the television.’”

Wait. What?  Feelings?  Emotion?  Aren’t hot girls like trees?  No punch line.