Exhilerating! In an interview with Maxim magazine, John C. Reilly tells of an awkward experience while visiting a porn set as research for his role in Boogie Nights.

“We walk onto one porn set and this guy is giving this girl the business. The guy’s handling his joint, and they’re sweaty, with make-up dripping everywhere. It’s a gruesome scene. “Then the guy recognizes me, says, ‘John C. Reilly! I’m such a huge fan!’ and goes to shake my hand. I’m like, ‘Oh God,’ and he’s like, ‘Don’t worry! I was using the other hand!’ But he wasn’t.”

Don’t tell me harpoon man is scared of a little grease.  Probably wasn’t wearing his action suit, and that actually explains a lot.  Phew,  John C.Reilly is still a God.