These HQ promo pics staring Megan Fox in nothing but a bra for the upcoming film, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, have me conflicted on so many levels. That first picture has me wanting to kill every dumbass actor in the shot other than Megan because of thier retarded expressions, and all the pictures in general have me wondering how much plastic surgery Megan Fox’s face has seen.

Don’t get me wrong, I love like the girl, but I have the uncomfortable feeling she couldn’t be hot without the makeup like, oh, I don’t know, Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere…

oh god… too much cuteness… can’t stare… must keep working…