Everyone ’round these here parts knows how much I love me some Hayden Panettiere, so it’s not easy for me to say that these latest pictures to emerge of Hayden are very… average.

You’ve gotta take some risks to stay on the freshest wave of fashion, and oh holy mother of God did Hayden Panettiere take some risks here. I still love her to death, but right now she reminds me of this homeless dude across the street that gives blowjobs for 8 peanuts and pickle.

He’s not that good.