wowza! scarlett johansson gave her current boy toy, ryan reynolds, one of her wisdom teeth which she had recently had removed and covered in gold. no word yet on the official reaction, but i assume it went something like this:

Scarlett: I gots you my tooth!

Ryan: sigh…

Scarlett: HURRAY!

Ryan: I… I-I really want to punch you in the face right now.

Scarlett: I AM GOOD AT PRESENTS! YAY!

Ryan: I mean… I can’t do anything with this. it’s pointless, useless, and hints at a little megalomania on your part.

Scarlett: What means ’mean’?

Ryan: Forget it. Let’s have sex.

Scarlett: That is my sole capability.