fascinating! avirl lavigne has officially declared war on perez hilton with the launch of her brilliantly titled new website perezlavigne.com. let’s take a gander at the engrossing welcome letter;

Dear User,

I am Avril Lavigne and this is my personal message to get back at the scumbag above!

Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.

I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest silly person I’ve ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this web site now!

If you want this to happen this is the place to make it happen!

Yes I want Perez to disappear and his silly page, too!

apparently if enough people vote to “kick perez’ butt” (sic) then his site will magically disappear! my god! this may be the greatest idea ever! now if only there were a way to not do that and then shoot them both!