Chilling! Extra Tv has obtained the 911 phone call reporting Donda West’s “heart attack”! Holy mother of God! When the people in the background aren’t freaking out and yelling the person on the phone is, ignoring the 911 operator’s advice. Wow. I hope Kanye doesn’t hear this.
yowza! three months of iamnoisy.com and still no one has died! what good fortune, enough of a reason to celebrate? no. but let’s start the festival now nonetheless! i’ll see you again on monday and wish you all the very best weekend your heart can imagine!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR
#3 = HELLO, I IS HAYDEN FULFILLING YOUR FANTASIES!
#2 = ADIEU, I IS DONDA WEST IN A BETTER PLACE.
#1 = HELLO, WE IS HAYDEN & MILO BEING RICH!
(holy moly! it seems hayden and milo are in the top three every week, why do the other celebs even show up? wow.)
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE
Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre
silhouettemasterpiecetheatre.com = an intelligent and beautiful take on speech in graphic art. both clever and amusing, though the archive is a tad sparse. all in all, an awesome site with great promise! check out today!
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO
heartbreaking. kanye west’s mom, donda west, passed away this weekend. early reports claim she died while undergoing cosmetic surgery, though that’s yet to be confirmed. other than lupe, kanye’s the only hip hop artist worth the hype, so i’m sure all wish him the best right now.
donda gave up her successful career to help her son reach the top of the charts, so let’s take a gander at the lyrical genius she was proud to raise:
all falls down
jesus walks
diamonds from sierra leone
gold digger
touch the sky
can’t tell me nothin’
and lastly, the good life kanye owes to only his mother.
the 59th annual emmys were awarded yesterday and holy moly! most of it was boring as hell, but there were several highlights!
#2 = kanye and dwight battle to present an emmy!
#3 = fox censors sally fields acceptance speech!
#4 = christina aguilera and tony bennett perform!
dishonorable mention = retard fox network gives homosexual neil patrick harris rude chauvinist jokes at the beautiful, though poorly dressed, hayden panettiere’s expense. i hate fox so much more now.
and now for the fashion reviews! hurray!
The Good:
christina aguilera
eva longoria
kristen bell
jennifer love hewitt
hayden panettiere (after party only)
The Sucked
jaime pressly
jenna fischer
excuse me, i’m going to blow up fox now with my angry laser eyes…
wowza! this week very quick and busy with thousands of new friends coming here, mainly from stumbleupon and google images! hello to you all and welcome to this fun also sexy place! there is not many news today so let’s get straight to the festival!
THE THREE FAVORITES!
#3 = HELLO, I IS SCARLETT AS BAIT
#2 = HELLO, I IS KANYE SCREAMING AS GIRL
#1! = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
every week we see a new super secret fun site, but this week we will start also a super secret fun video!
i will see you on monday with luckiness, for now, here is both of the secrets! have a nice weekend! BAM!
SUPER SECRET FUN SITE =
!LEFTHANDEDTOONS.COM! - a super crazy/silly/funny site that makes no sense ever! we all laugh always, yes!?
it’s over. even though whiny mcwhinealot was ’robbed’ by mtv, he still having good week! he’s outselling 50 cent, and has been booked to perform at always entertaining emmys! 50 said he would retire if outsold, but is now chickening out. at least he has humility. nevermind. i hate hip hop (minus lupe fiasco).
new video is out of kanye screaming about his shutout by mtv. i laugh at first, but he has a point. they give us britney’s seamless and brilliant showing, but not the other little girl’s. maybe kanye should dress in bra and panties next time. people would watch that, yes?
oh no! wwtd say all of kanye west’s graduation is freely online. even here is link for download. if chazy = kanye, i would give all the music free anyways, only make money on tour and happy fans! i say: what? leak? i do this on purpose for all the nice fans!
