Whew! You can tell it’s been a tough week when the always golden WWTDD.COM posts on how ugly Hillary Clinton is. I say it’s these damn writers and their damn strike, not only did they shut down all these shows, but the studios have no reason to hire paparazzi to follow people like, hmm… hayden panettiere around all day. Dang.

Anyway, I’ll be with the family next week, but I’ll be back by Jan 2nd at the latest. So, here’s wishing you and yours a very merry christmas, and I hope you enjoy the festival!

P.S. Here’s a list of the 101 greatest christmas movies of all time! All full movies, all for free! See you in the new year old friend!

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#3 = HELLO, I IS REILLY/A BIG BABY!

#2 = HELLO, I IS BEYONCE/(NOT) HELPING RIHANNA!

#1 = HELLO, I IS LOHAN/GETTING YOUR HOPES UP!

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Cyanide and Happiness

(explosm.net/comics) - This comic once again proves that content is king, simple is best, and that violence is pretty much always the funniest answer!

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Whew!  We’ve finally reached the end of another painfully long week!  Welcome to the weekend!  I must apologize off the bat for rather sporadic updates as of late.  I will offer no excuse other than the fact my cable company is run by retarded monkeys too tall to fit into human clothes.  Enjoy the festival folks, I’ll see you monday!

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#3 = HELLO, I IS MICHAEL JACKSON! WAIT! NO, NO I’M HATCHER!

#2 = HELLO, I IS HAYDEN/PERFECT!

#1 = HELLO, I IS HAYDEN/THRILLING SUPERSTAR!

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MINUS 

(kiwisbybeat.com/minus)  Minus is a whimsical li’l journey that feels more like a daydream than a webcomic.  It’s about a magical little girl that’s more cute’n clever than funny, but is all-round good times regardless.  Unfortunately, the comic panels are too large to properly preview, so you’ll just have to take my word that this site rocks.

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Greetings!  There’s a changes a coming, and they’re starting today!

CHANGE #1

Last week Brandon emailed me to ask why all the super secret fun videos are only established ones, and why I don’t try to promote some lesser known videos.  I couldn’t think of a good answer, so from here on out, every super secret fun vid will have 1,000 views or less! That’s right folks, we here at iamnoisy are on the cutting edge and you’ll now be able to share videos with your friends that they have never seen before!  The brilliant comedic group, Those Aren’t Muskets made this week’s vid and I hope you’ll agree it kicks oh so much ass, and if you do, please vote for the team!

CHANGE #2

Ads!  Next week I’ll be putting up a small banner under the iamnoisy logo! It’ll just be a small thing, but if it makes your eyes bleed, be sure to holla at your boy chazy, and I’ll work on fixing the damn thing!

CHANGE #3

Alas! Maria Sharapova is growing tiresome as our weekend festival babe, and thus she will be axed! I have a few ideas on who will replace her, but as always, I’d love to hear from you and who you think should replace the beauty!

So that’s all I’ve got to say! Enjoy your weekend and the festival! I’ll see you monday everybody!

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#3 = HELLO, I IS TARA/DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!

#2 = HELLO, I IS SHERRI/BORDERLINE RETARDED!

#1 = HELLO, I IS MILEY/DATING A JONAS!?

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THE PERRY BIBLE FELLOWSHIP!

pbfcomics.com = Other than Buttersafe, this is the single greatest work of beauty man can claim to have made.  Appealing visuals? Check.  Witty humor? Check.  Killing sh*t for no apparent reason until you really think about it later and then it sort of makes sense, but still not really, but you really don’t care ’cause it’s the most awesome thing you ever saw? Check.

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yeehaw! christmas is right around the corner, all the good ol’ movies are on, and grandma’s making her famous chocolate cookies!  this month is gonna kick ass my friends!  i can feel it in my bones! so, enjoy this weekend thoroughly, cause next week is gonna knock you out! see you monday and on with the festival!

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#3 = NOOOOOOO!

#2 = HELLO, I IS AKON/AS DUMB & VIOLENT AS YOU THOUGHT!

#1 = HELLO, I IS HUDGENS/ANGEL/PERFECT!

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THE ADVENTURES OF DR. MCNINJA!

drmcninja.com = i have no words for the awesomeness that is dr. mcninja. to see mcninja is to love mcninja. that is all.

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what!? could this be the week hayden panettiere and milo ventimiglia are finally bumbed from top spot!? and if so, whoever could it be that is capable of such a feat!? find this out and more, in another exciting installment of iamnoisy’s weekend festival mode! see you monday, enjoy the turkey leftovers, and have the best weekend ever!

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#3 = HELLO, I IS STAR WARS EDITION HAYDEN!

#2 = HELLO, I IS MILEY VISITING THE OLD!

#1 = HELLO, WE IS ZANESSA, THE CUTE BOMB!

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TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER

toothpastefordinner.com = all the proof needed to establish that content is king. the end.

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yowza! three months of iamnoisy.com and still no one has died! what good fortune, enough of a reason to celebrate? no. but let’s start the festival now nonetheless!  i’ll see you again on monday and wish you all the very best weekend your heart can imagine!

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#3 = HELLO, I IS HAYDEN FULFILLING YOUR FANTASIES!

#2 = ADIEU, I IS DONDA WEST IN A BETTER PLACE.

#1 = HELLO, WE IS HAYDEN & MILO BEING RICH!

(holy moly! it seems hayden and milo are in the top three every week, why do the other celebs even show up? wow.)

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Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre
silhouettemasterpiecetheatre.com = an intelligent and beautiful take on speech in graphic art. both clever and amusing, though the archive is a tad sparse. all in all, an awesome site with great promise! check out today!

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finally! the weekend is here and we may all experience one last weekend of sun before the snow is sure to hit, but don’t let me waste what little time you have left to enjoy the holy sun! on with the festival my friends!

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#3 = HELLO, WE IS WRITERS F*CKING AMERICA!

#2 = HELLO, I IS DUFF/ZOOKEEPER

editor’s note: curse you apostraphe r e!

#1 = HELLO, I IS HAYDEN/SAVING THE WORLD!

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NATALIEDEE.COM = bright and colorful artistry spanning a wide array of whimsical candy flavored daydreams. i don’t know what that means, but i love this webcomic!

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wowza! already 10 weeks have past. i sure as hell feel older, do i look older? nevemind me, i’m just excited we’ve reached double digits! on with the festival and have an awesometastic weekend! see you monday?

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#3 = HELLO, I IS ANISTON/SCARED OF GHOSTS

#2 = HELLO, I IS HURLEY/STILL YOUNG/STILL BEAUTIFUL

#1 =  HELLO, I IS HAYDEN/CUTE/HEROIC

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WONDERMARK.COM = what a fun and crazy place! it’s like married to the sea, but with exciting panels and heaping sizes of glorious sentences! amazing, hilarious, and odd!

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(in celebration of the hot new spice girls video, headlines (friendship never ends))

another great week down and only 3 more days until i go get me some candy! sure, it’s a little awkward being the only adult dressed like spongebob running from house to house, but i’d do it naked if it gets me free candy! have an awesometastic weekend everyone and i’ll see you monday! let the festival commence!

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#3 = HELLO, I IS OSMOND/GOOD AT DANCING/BAD AT BREATHING

#2 = HELLO, I IS HUDGENS/BROKEN/STILL CUTE

#1 = HELLO, WE IS MILO & HAYDEN GETTIN MILDLY SERIOUS

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SUPERDICKERY.COM =

In case it wasn’t obvious, superman is a dick. a giant super dick. don’t believe me? check out superdickery.com for hundreds of images cataloging superman’s shocking and dead serious inhumanity. i swear to god you’ll never be the same after visiting this site. superman is going to hell.

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ay caramba! what a glorious week this was. sure, the news was really slow as nothing happened, but we had fun, yes? anyway, on with the fetival, thanks for tuning in, and here’s hoping your weekend is awesome!

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#3 = HELLO, I IS MISCHA MAKING YOUR EYES BLEED

#2 = HELLO, I IS THE DEVIL STEALING PUPPIES

#1 = HELLO, I IS BELL/LIAR/SINGLE!.

sidenote: holy crap. people really love milo, nearly five hundred trillion people have come here just searchin for mr.ventimiglia. to be clear, i don’t hate the guy, would just rather see him with someone his own age, like adriana lima or elizabeth taylor:)

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WOMANSTONIC.COM! = light and airy skethches with a vintage feel and subtle/random/outside the box humor!? sign me up right the f*ck now! pure awesomeness.

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