another great week down and only 3 more days until i go get me some candy! sure, it’s a little awkward being the only adult dressed like spongebob running from house to house, but i’d do it naked if it gets me free candy! have an awesometastic weekend everyone and i’ll see you monday! let the festival commence!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR:
#3 = HELLO, I IS OSMOND/GOOD AT DANCING/BAD AT BREATHING
#2 = HELLO, I IS HUDGENS/BROKEN/STILL CUTE
#1 = HELLO, WE IS MILO & HAYDEN GETTIN MILDLY SERIOUS
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE =
SUPERDICKERY.COM =
In case it wasn’t obvious, superman is a dick. a giant super dick. don’t believe me? check out superdickery.com for hundreds of images cataloging superman’s shocking and dead serious inhumanity. i swear to god you’ll never be the same after visiting this site. superman is going to hell.
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO =
shapow! everyone is reporting milo ventimiglia has bought hayden panettiere a $2,000 yellow gold ring with the words sweet like hayden inscribed. sweet like hayden? jesus. maybe milo is retarded. i know how poor hayden feels, this one time an old man gave me a ring that said sweet like chazy, but it was sweet like, “hey sweet ride,” or “hey sweet dance moves!” not, “hey i have the intellectual capacity of an eight year old dementia patient and you’re sweet like chocolate.” and excuse me for noticing, but a millionaire gifting a $2,000 ring would only impress a young little 18-year old girl, no?
ay caramba! what a glorious week this was. sure, the news was really slow as nothing happened, but we had fun, yes? anyway, on with the fetival, thanks for tuning in, and here’s hoping your weekend is awesome!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR
#3 = HELLO, I IS MISCHA MAKING YOUR EYES BLEED
#2 = HELLO, I IS THE DEVIL STEALING PUPPIES
#1 = HELLO, I IS BELL/LIAR/SINGLE!.
sidenote: holy crap. people really love milo, nearly five hundred trillion people have come here just searchin for mr.ventimiglia. to be clear, i don’t hate the guy, would just rather see him with someone his own age, like adriana lima or elizabeth taylor:)
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE=
WOMANSTONIC.COM! = light and airy skethches with a vintage feel and subtle/random/outside the box humor!? sign me up right the f*ck now! pure awesomeness.
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO=
pow! the newly single kristen bell insists that hayden panettiere and milo ventimiglia are “just great friends” and totally “not dating.” This makes her the hottest liar alive and- holy sh*t kristen bell is single!? quick! i’m scootin on down to the heroes set before milo can also scoop up kristen and the other new chick, dana davis. that damn old yet handsome son of bitch!
busted! hayden panettiere and milo ventimiglia spent a romantic evening watching the LA kings play hockey last saturday. hockey? this girl likes hockey? the only thing that would make her more perfect is if she didn’t have a thing for guys a bazillion years older than her, who’s she gonna date when she’s thirty? rumplestiltkin!?
who now? james kyson lee (ando) is now speaking out against hayden panettiere and milo ventimiglia rumors saying:
The rumor is not true. Let’s just end it there.
I think we were just surprised because they’re 12 years apart – for people to even conceive that. I know there have been a lot of jokes, Hayden turning 18 and whatnot. At some point, you just have to let it go, and respect their privacy.
right. like we can trust the guy who’s gross incompetence killed sulu. what a douchebag. also, what means this ’respect privacy’? this is america not china damnit! speaka le’ englis!
breaking news! fresh video found by perez hilton has caught milo ventimiglia gettin real handsy with barely legal hayden panettiere! i wish them all the luckiness on the planet earth, but dear god is he old. you could fit rosie odonnell in that age gap! could hayden really be the next lohan? i hope not.
milo ventimiglia and hayden panettiere after the emmys + leaving together = nothing official…this sums up my thoughts on the matter. gah.
