Aaargh! Sorry my friends, a fmaily emercency has emerged and I must be off immediately. Please accept this humble gift and forgive my absence. I wish you a good weekend and will see you soon!
PS. If you watch Norbit I will come to your house and punch your girlfriend in the face! Don’t do it friend!
unbelievable! new line cinema has made the first five minutes of the golden compass available online here! this is the greatest idea ever, and i optimistically demand every motion picture company do the same from here on out! right. i know. not bloody likely.
unbelievable! cnn, the most trusted name in news, has been exposed by none other than the wwe and john cena as a manipulative and childish institution [see it here]! i don’t believe it. i always turn to cnn for the highest quality news. pfft, the bbc is for the narcissistic intelligentsia. i prefer cnn for the best of journalism. they are smartening up america.
in all seriousness though, jack cafferty is god.
yikes! hollywood writers have officially gone on strike! in other news - wait! there is no other news! god has forsaken us and we have only our nightmares to entertain us! how shall the end of man come!?
talk shows like letterman and leno are dead today.
soap operas will die in january of 08.
primetime shows will cease around feb 08.
unsuprising! dog chapman is none too pleased after the national enquirer released audio tape of him going on a racist rant [listen to it here]. A&E has suspended chapman’s show, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and opened an investigation. what!? i cannot contain the overwhelming suprise that this man is racist! omfg! the sky is falling!
shocking! screenwriters are demanding their fare share of the revenue generated by the shows they create, and are threatening to walk out of their perspective shows if contracts aren’t changed. networks report they have enough content to last until Jan 2008, but then they may have to cut us off, well, off of the good stuff at least. no comment.
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heartbreaking! robert goulet died yesterday. i imagine this should be a bigger story, but this is all i know about him. my apologies for any perceived disrespect. rip you crazy old coot.
mysterious! vanessa hudgens visited the burbank physical therapy and wellness center for yet another time the other day, causing some to wonder if she’s sustained some minor injury. i will now speculate on how she got it, because she is pretty.
while playing in adorable animal costumes, vanessa hudgens and robin williams fell into an alternate reality where the duo wrestled with the somewhat evil darth vader to save the real earth, and just as they were fleeing the ’spoldin alternate reality, an errant rock struck vanessa in the foot and caused a bit of mark. but the world was saved and all rejoiced! the end.
