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Iamnoisy is now dead:(

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The Jonas brothers touched down in Madrid amongst a throng of fans to promote some cool thing I couldn’t care less about! They said the cool thing was exciting and that they liked it or something! Whoa! Exciting!

I love these guys as much as anyone (excpet 12 year-old girls), but I’m a little worried we’re gonna be seeing a lot of heart breaking tell all books in, like, ten years or so. Maybe even a falling out, and a dramatic coming together in a splendid televised event! The possibilities are endless and thrilling!

Ryan Phillppe celebrated his 34th birthday this weekend and instead of partying it up and enjoying the good life, all he did was whine about being one year older. According to a waitress:

“He looked glum. He told me, ‘I’m too old for this town.’” Moments later, Ryan left alone. “He’d spent most of the night in the VIP section, drinking and not talking much, even though he had girls all around him.”

Most of the Night in the VIP section? Girls all around him? Ryan, dude, I’m twenty and I’d kill to be a hot 34 year-old guy who gets to chill in the VIP section and hang with hot girls. You know what the most a skinny li’l dude like me can hope for? A handjob from a hobo for 50 bucks euros. Damn it, Phillippe, enjoy your hotness and blessed life already!

Anyhoo, for all the sexy ladies in the house, enjoy these HQ pictures of Ryan Phillipe, and remeber, click to enlarge!

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A bunch of Anonymous members showed up outside of the premier of Katie Holmes’ new production yesterday and Scientology proved they were a friendly little religion by handing out pamphlets including pictures, names, and the addresses of the protesters.

Yeah, there’s no way Scientology comes off as a creepy cult now. The only thing that Scientology does better than steal your money is coming up with crazy f*cking plans to prove how nice and sane they are . There’s a reason they’re banned in some countries, so, once America grows a pair, here’s hoping that the cult will be officially recognized for what it really is.

Anyway, awesome job Anonymous! While I wasn’t sure of you at first, Scientology’s leaders got sh*t for brains and proved your every point so damn quick they got whiplash. Keep up the good work!

Wow! The votes have really been flying in on the latest I Am Noisy poll and it looks like most of you are asking for more news and pictures of hot guys.

Your will is my desire, so, starting tomorrow, I’ll begin to post more pictures and stories about the hottest guys in the celebrity world. See you then!

(and yes, I’ll still be posting all the hot girls I can find too, just more guys for our gals, y’know?)

Kelly Ripa hit up an Electrolux event to promote their new washer and dryer line. I’m gonna have to stop writing now because the excitement of this particular party was simply overwhelming and no words could do justice to the glory that was the Electrolux event.

Hello and welcome to the first new post of many at Iamnoisy.com! There’s new management in town and we plan on doing things a little differently.

1) The story, we won’t have it. All we care about is pictures you and your stupid friends might lol at - we don’t give a sh*t about who’s banging who in Hollywood. If you want more info, click the source we’ll link to in each post.

2) Celebrities, they don’t all live in Hollywood. Be prepared to see politicians, sports heroes, and generic people in the news make their rounds here. Also, don’t take offense to what you see. We hate no one, not even Paris Hilton, though it’s fun to say otherwise.

3) Chazy, it’s an awesome name. We’ll keep it.

That’s all for now, hope to see you on Monday

Thrilling! After posing oh so topless and very much nude in New York magazine, Lindsay Lohan is strutting around town looking almost pallatable!? But don’t sing her praises too soon, she’s been gone for several years on end and there’s no telling when or if she’ll deevolve once more.

Remember the good old days?
Over Music Video
Rumors Music Video
The famous SNL Harry Potter Skit (MY FRIEND, YOU MUST WATCH!!!)

SHOCKING! Hello again old friend, I trust life has been treating you well? If not, prepare to be disappointed further as I am now happy to announce iamnoisy’s return to the interwebs! What excitement awaits us! For now I must disclose I will only post pics and links to other blogs, no more to youtube, unless a loud public outcry forces me to change course, but let’s be honest, you’re the only one reading this (if that) and I know you don’t care - so on with the show!

Sad! It has been a fun five months my friends, but people change with the seasons and I have so much on my plate right now I can no longer continue doing this site. So, I must ask for leave and pray that we may meet again in some far away place. Thank you all for coming and checking out my crazy ramblings (though we both know you only came for the hot gals) and please make this new year your best ever! You deserve it!
Goodbye (for now),
Chazy