Charlize Theron is looking crazy hot, seriously, honestly, and absolutely stunning in these bikini photos on Egotastic.
Wow. They say you’ll know on first site when you find the one, and friends, boy have I found her.

blah. esquire magazine has name charlize theron the sexiest woman alive…for 2007 [here]. tom chiarella wrote the interview and holy f*cking sh*t! even if a trillion blind, mute, and drunk monkeys labored in earnest for a trillion years, they could not write something worse.
EXAMPLE:
WRITER (V.O.)
A handful of oranges raped a dyslexic midget dressed as a turnip today.
(beat)
WRITER (V.O.)
Also, charlize theron is the sexiest woman alive.
THE END
ROLL CREDITS
hardly anyone even use ’beats’ anymore! what an asshole. whatever. forget him. charlize is awesome, let’s focus on that. btw, wwtdd’s review is so much better [here].








