interesting! in touch weekly reports a britney spears sex tape may soon be surfacing. i won’t even get into this because the little part of me which fell in love with britney spears back in the golden years would die if it were true. would die if this one shitty piece of britney’s one shitty life was verified and proved that, contrary to the dreams of my youth, britney spears f*cks like a drunk albino blue whale on fire. please hollywood, let one dream live…
tony barretto, a bodygaurd britney spears fired four months ago, has become the big fat cherry on top of the ‘let’s see if britney will kill herself’ cake. nudity and drug use are just a few of things he’s apparently witnessed with his big fat eyes. let’s face it, britney’s kids are pretty much better off in a burlap sack at the bottom of the hudson river right about now. this is the most depressing story ever. hopefully brangelina will save the kids and teach them the ways of civilized man.
suprise! britney spears is in talks to appear on sunday’s emmy show to apologize for her performance. very exciting! this is gonna go one of two ways:
1) britney sincerely apologizes and has a tearful heart to heart with all of america.
2) she freaks out and eats everyone, then strips to do a stupid dance while america must find new innovative ways to fight this monster.
i’m betting one hundred million dollars on the latter. the apocalypse is upon us friends! run for your lives!
crap. after much hype and constant yelling from everyone, britney spears “performed” at mtv’s vma’s last night and holy mother of god, chunks were blown everywhere. gah. criss angel needs to go back to magic school, also britney needs to grow up, also mtv needs to stop make shows having sucking asses!
tsk tsk. on the weekends pretty singer britney spears responds to keira knightley’s comments on hollywood slutdom:
Who’s Keira Knightley?
ha ha! what a nice job of impressing us all of a wittiful reply! i am laughing all over at this! i will repay nice feelings by telling britney a secret to make us all like her: shut the f**k up, put on panties, be a mommy, the end.
z100 released britney spears’ new track = gimme more. i listen, and is sad to either not like or be hating. catchy surely!
here is some old movie videos to think of old times. happy yes!? let’s pretend she will be nice feeling also mother now.
