Madonna is still alive!? REALLY!?
Sooner or later Madonna’s gonna have to call her tour off because she’s become little more than fodder for amazing jokes about trolls and gremlins. All things must come to an end my friends, and it’s about time Madonna realized this.
Zac Efron heads off to Toronto.
Zac Efron is heading to the Toronto Internationl Film Festival, and apparaently that’s news. Exciting news.
Speaking of exciting…
Britney Spears will open the VMA’s
With any luck she’ll be back in shape and wearing the good ol’ clothes we loved her for, or, with better luck, she’ll retire from the vicious world of Hollywood and start a new career that let’s you keep a soul.
Tara Reid is sexy and cleavagy
Egotastic has a fresh set of sexy Tara Reid pictures and man are they worth a look!
She hasn’t looked this good for a long time.
That’s all for today and I apologize for the lackluster posting today - I’ve got a lot of work outside of the interwebs and need to get going, so enjoy your weekend and see you on monday!
Peace.
Really!? Britney Spears is back on the set of How I Met Your Mother! I don’t even know what to say right now! LOL!! WTF!!!?? ROFL! LMAO OMG OMFG LMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! (head implodes)
Shocking! Unless you live under a rock (or read books, or think), you’ve certainly heard that 16 year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. With a baby. As a public service I offer the following video to all of the spears family as my pre-emptive gift to the upcoming baby shower! WEEE! Condoms can be fun!
touching! billy ray cyrus has invited britney spears to spend thanksgiving with him and miley cyrus aka: hanna montana. i know what you’re thinking, “but nothing chazy! this is a great way for miley to meet her idol and there is no way she could be negatively influenced by britney spears, a loving and talented mother!” and to that i say, you’re right. greatest idea ever!
pap! britney spears ran over a papparazi (or is it papparazo?) yesterday and may have broken his foot[video here]! this is the greatest thing ever! sure she only got his foot, but it could’ve been his head, right? it’s only a matter of time now until these goddamn papparazi start gettin hit like the vermin they are! final score: britney: 1 paparazzi: 8,879,989,876,143.
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blah. the once young’n peppy britney spears has been going through a particularly rough patch as of late and wwtdd summarizes it all oh so very well here. i kinda know what she’s going through though ’cause this one time i offered this cute gal a cigarette and she said yes and then we had sex and then i woke up and discovered that it wasn’t a cute gal, but an assorted variety of philosophy text books i had f*cked. i don’t know how that happened, is this sh*t even possible!? i thought.
so yeah, that must be what britney’s thinkin about her life right about now, no?
bam! jamie lynn spears politely suggested an old lady move after the old shouted at jamie’s sister, britney: “Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! … you’re making the neighborhood unsafe!” hilarious. this must be what heaven is like. yelling and shouting and crazy old ladies. i’m going to get drunk and pretend i live on the moon before we start killing each other with pick axes! anyone with me!?
yawn. britney spears released her new video for ‘gimme’ [here]. what an excessive amount of ho-hum she is dishing out in this video! i haven’t been this bored since the 9 months i spent waiting for freedom in the depths of my mothers womb! oh how well ms.spears reinvents herself, yes!?
