Creepy! Will Smith attended the premiere of I Am Legend with his family yesterday and Tom Cruise had to follow his new best buddy everywhere. When Tom wasn’t molesting Smith’s children, he was molesting Smith or his wife, and smiling like a crazy greased up tard while doing so. I wonder how much the cult of scientology is paying Smith to put up with this.
NOOO! Will Smith was made immortal at Grauman’s Chinese Theater Monday, and Scientlogies “Jesus”, Tom Cruise, was there to try to look cool.
“I feel honored to know him and his family. When I get around him I feel inspired. We push each other and we need that. We share that same level of reality and commitment that we have to our craft and to our family. It’s fun. Wherever Will Smith is, that’s where the party is!”
Maybe the cult needed to associate themselves with a dude filled to the brim with awesome in order combat the bad press they’ve been getting lately. Instead it just makes me hate Will Smith and the word ‘we’. I guess awesome does not equal smart. Damn it Will! I’m going to miss you! Are there no heroes any more!?
