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shakira + the need for clothes = immediate and longlasting depression.

Crap! Shakira could’ve starred in Love In The Time Of Cholera, but dropped out because she’s too classy to be nude, especially with her parents watching.

“There was nudity involved, so I said no. My parents wouldn’t like it at all. So I said thank you, but no thank you.”

Sigh.  Ultimately, she’s more lovable now, but I’ve never been a fan of parents, nevermind the ones of girls I love.


shakira is easily the hottest latin singer ever.  hottest latin artist ever. i love her and her knowledge of western civilization.

the super cute latin hottie shakira just donated $40 million to assist natural disaster victims in peru and nicaragua, and blew my mind in the process. i didn’t even like shakira before last month, but now she’s an educated philanthrapist as well as a shitty musician! whats not to love? here’s a few of her hottest vids to celebrate the inspirational beauty, if only more could be like her, though i’m sure we all would’ve preferred her take on the charity dance.

whenever - wherever

hips dont lie 

underneath your clothes

latin cutey shakira has been working through the history of western civilization course all summer at the ucla. that is the smartest bitch i know. she has all the fame and money she ever needs and still goes to school, perhaps we misjudged her. it is always nice to be wrong when it means there is another hot smart girl!