So everyone online is apparently all super excited about these hot new Julia Roberts bikini pictures which came out several days ago. She’s cute and all, but people are going CRAZY.

For Julia Roberts in a bikini.

I saw her Erin Brockovich and, yeah I like the sound of Julia Roberts in a bikini, but that was nearly 10 damn years ago! 10! Wow, I feel old… which actually makes me really appreciate how good she looks.

When I first saw this picture I was like, “Whoa Emma Roberts is dating a giant walking douchebag,” but now I’m like, “OH JESUS! WHY IS A DOUCHEBAG SMILING!? STFU DOUCHEBAG! STFU!” [source.]