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rihanna is not as hot as usual in these VMA pictures

Even though she performed two sets and the camera’s were on her non-stop, I couldn’t find one hot or sexy picture of Rihanna to post today. Not one.

This is a beautiful girl, and while I support her search for self, she needs a new hairstyle if I’m ever gonna lover her again. Seriously.

With this new do she looks like this crazy dude who lives below me and is always smoking crack. Good times…

rihanna is not as hot as usual in these VMA pictures

rihanna is not as hot as usual in these VMA pictures


hot new pictures of rihanna. stupid/funny captions by iamnoisy.com

Rihanna once again rocked the night simply by showing up yesterday. I have no idea where she went, but tell me this girl is not crazy beautiful. There’s got to be something seriously, dreadfully wrong with Chris Brown if he’s not spending more time with his girl.

Unless, y’know, he’s rich and succesfull keeping busy with running his “empire”. Yeah, I guess that makes sense…

hot new pictures of rihanna. stupid/funny captions by iamnoisy.com

hot new pictures of rihanna. stupid/funny captions by iamnoisy.com

rihanna is dating hip hop star chris brown. why?

Heartbreaking!  Rihanna’s been spending an awful lot of time with Chris Brown as of late, and when the two lovebirds aren’t locked in each other’s arms they’re - nope, nope they’re always in each other’s arms as of late.  Sigh.  What’re we to do fellas?

Love’ll f*ck ya every time.

rihanna + nobody = sadness

Heartbreaking!  Rihanna spoke candidly about what it’s like at the top, and her revelations weren’t too warm and fuzzy.

“Fame is lonely. At first, I was on an adrenaline high - this is my dream. I’m actually doing it; it didn’t faze me that I was alone, that I wasn’t with the people I love. But after a while it gets repetitive and that is when you think, ‘Oh wow, I am sitting in a hotel room once again, just me and the television.’”

Wait. What?  Feelings?  Emotion?  Aren’t hot girls like trees?  No punch line.

weekend festival 17 is now! Merry Christmas!

Whew! You can tell it’s been a tough week when the always golden WWTDD.COM posts on how ugly Hillary Clinton is. I say it’s these damn writers and their damn strike, not only did they shut down all these shows, but the studios have no reason to hire paparazzi to follow people like, hmm… hayden panettiere around all day. Dang.

Anyway, I’ll be with the family next week, but I’ll be back by Jan 2nd at the latest. So, here’s wishing you and yours a very merry christmas, and I hope you enjoy the festival!

P.S. Here’s a list of the 101 greatest christmas movies of all time! All full movies, all for free! See you in the new year old friend!

THE THREE MOST POPULAR!

#3 = HELLO, I IS REILLY/A BIG BABY!

#2 = HELLO, I IS BEYONCE/(NOT) HELPING RIHANNA!

#1 = HELLO, I IS LOHAN/GETTING YOUR HOPES UP!

THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE

Cyanide and Happiness

(explosm.net/comics) - This comic once again proves that content is king, simple is best, and that violence is pretty much always the funniest answer!

cyanide and happiness webcomic.

cyanide and happiness webcomic.

THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO

Robot Chicken's Christmas Special!

rihanna vs beyonce knowles

Juicy!  There has been much speculation on the competitve relationship between Rihanna and Beyonce Knowles, and in a new interview Rihanna reveals there’s no friendship to be lost!

“She’s Beyonce, and I’m his new protégée. When we see each other we say hi. We’re not enemies, but we’re not friends.”

Let’s take a look at the score so far shall we?

SOS  -VS-  Baby Boy
Rihanna Live  -VS-  Beyonce Live
Rihanna and friends  -VS-  Beyonce and friends

Winner?  My money is on Rihanna.  Y’know, cause she’s not a crazy bitch. Yet.

the fashion + the hotness = rihanna

thrilling! seventeen magazine has named rihanna their ’style star’! mine eyes couldn’t agree more! yeah, everyone’s saying she’s becoming a crazy bitch diva. sure, her music is crap marginal at best. and ok, i’ll concede that she may not be the most wholesome role model, but

IF IT’S LOVIN’ THAT YOU WANT

SOS

SHUTUP AND DRIVE

the eyes and i rest my case. have a nice day.

rihanna + gossip = much confusion and heartbreak for everyone.

hurray? rihanna insists she is not dating hollywood heartthrob josh hartnett, despite earlier quotes attributed to her. crushing on this girl is an emotional rollercoaster. one day she’ll be single and beautiful, then the next, she’ll drop kick my heart in the balls by dating some cocky young actor then saying, “no, i didn’t. please keep buying my music, chazy my love.” and i hate her “music”, so, so badly!

do not touch please. is hartnett's.

yawn. in ‘things that make me wish i was a mildy talented actor and a moderately attractive human‘ news: rihanna is dating josh hartnett.  sure, my brain tells me this is just two dumb kids foolin around and i’ll get my chance at love yet, but my heart, my heart tells me it can’t go on.

rihanna may be the hottest girl alive. there isn't enough hot rihanna pictures to make me happy. i love her. do you?

just when i near to vomit all over apartment, rihanna showed why we watch mtv.  my goodness. why do other ones even show up to vma’s this year?

beyonce:

furtado:

panettiere:

there were others, but they sucked worse than russia in super series. hmm… very bad week = last one.  let’s smile and have fun in this one, yes!?