Madonna is still alive!? REALLY!?

Sooner or later Madonna’s gonna have to call her tour off because she’s become little more than fodder for amazing jokes about trolls and gremlins. All things must come to an end my friends, and it’s about time Madonna realized this.

Zac Efron heads off to Toronto.

Zac Efron is heading to the Toronto Internationl Film Festival, and apparaently that’s news. Exciting news.

Speaking of exciting…

Britney Spears will open the VMA’s

With any luck she’ll be back in shape and wearing the good ol’ clothes we loved her for, or, with better luck, she’ll retire from the vicious world of Hollywood and start a new career that let’s you keep a soul.

Tara Reid is sexy and cleavagy

Egotastic has a fresh set of sexy Tara Reid pictures and man are they worth a look!

She hasn’t looked this good for a long time.

That’s all for today and I apologize for the lackluster posting today - I’ve got a lot of work outside of the interwebs and need to get going, so enjoy your weekend and see you on monday!

Peace.

Deja Vu!  WWTDD covers the latest Tara Reid in a bikini news, and I’m starting to wonder how much it cost Ms. Reid to fly out a paparazzi all the way to Bali.  Cause no one willingly followed her there.

Wowza!  Tara Reid looks stunning in these bikini pics from Bali and WWTDD knows it.

Greetings!  There’s a changes a coming, and they’re starting today!

CHANGE #1

Last week Brandon emailed me to ask why all the super secret fun videos are only established ones, and why I don’t try to promote some lesser known videos.  I couldn’t think of a good answer, so from here on out, every super secret fun vid will have 1,000 views or less! That’s right folks, we here at iamnoisy are on the cutting edge and you’ll now be able to share videos with your friends that they have never seen before!  The brilliant comedic group, Those Aren’t Muskets made this week’s vid and I hope you’ll agree it kicks oh so much ass, and if you do, please vote for the team!

CHANGE #2

Ads!  Next week I’ll be putting up a small banner under the iamnoisy logo! It’ll just be a small thing, but if it makes your eyes bleed, be sure to holla at your boy chazy, and I’ll work on fixing the damn thing!

CHANGE #3

Alas! Maria Sharapova is growing tiresome as our weekend festival babe, and thus she will be axed! I have a few ideas on who will replace her, but as always, I’d love to hear from you and who you think should replace the beauty!

So that’s all I’ve got to say! Enjoy your weekend and the festival! I’ll see you monday everybody!

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pbfcomics.com = Other than Buttersafe, this is the single greatest work of beauty man can claim to have made.  Appealing visuals? Check.  Witty humor? Check.  Killing sh*t for no apparent reason until you really think about it later and then it sort of makes sense, but still not really, but you really don’t care ’cause it’s the most awesome thing you ever saw? Check.

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amusing! tara reid spent some time relaxing with a bikini in australia while preparing to host the hooker’s ball (yes, hookers. yes, literally.) [more pics here from the amazing usemycomputer!].  can you believe she was once paid over $30,000 to attend events!? what is the definition for a has been that never was? oh yes. tara reid.