humiliating!  michael jackson was never in risk of losing neverland ranch, and brad pitt seems to never have been interested in purchasing the wacked out crazy house.  i feel like a raving lunatic. proffesionalism was never my cup of tea, but to realize one has completely f*cked something up is never nice. i can’t apologize enough for my gross incompetence. have a nice day and boom goes the dynamite.

really!? word on the street is that brad pitt and angelina jolie are seriously thinking about buying michael jackson’s neverland ranch. really!? i mean, really? maybe it’s just me, but really!? isn’t that, you know, weird or something!? whatever makes you happy, but holy mother of god! are you really f*ck’n serious!?

uhh…brad pitt and angelina jolie are hard at work creating a master race!

 “We’re not done,” brad said to people. “They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ And I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth.’ That’s my answer.”

good lord almighty! what will this family look like in twenty years!? dare i even dream it!?

bam! the lead actors of the greatest movie of all time are teaming up to create a political thriller called Starte Of Play. ed norton will play a congressman under investigation after the death of his lover, brad will play a journalist covering the case.  uh… sounds boring. tyler durden would not approve. bring back chuck, yes!?

haha! brad pitt say to details magazine:

“This Paris Hilton quest for fame - she’s blissfully obvious.”

he then talks about how he and the tomb raider watch little tv and turn it off forever when slutbag is on! what goodness! can he beat ovechkin even now? no. still very close!