finally. universal has stepped in and bitch slapped both robert rodriguez & rose mcgowan by dropping rodriguez’s remake of barbarella. the rumor is the studio told rodriguez to find someone other than mcgowan to play the lead, he said “dur?”, and so they pulled funding. thank you god. thank you. thank you. thank you.

previously: HELLO, I IS ROSE DESTROYING THE WORLD

what!? robert rodriguez has cast rose mcgowan to play barbarella in his upcoming remake.

say friend, do you remember the name of that ugly gal who looks like the crack whore down my block that gives out blowjobs for pinecones? yeah, rose mcgowan. haha! what a better choice to portray the fresh faced, beautiful, and all-round appealing cutie barbarella? what a f*cked up place we live in. i’d be happy with lindsay lohan or even paris hilton, hell, I wouldn’t oppose george lopez for the part. but rose f*ckn mcgowan!?

i guess robert rodriguez wasn’t happy with destroying his wife’s life with this bitch, but now wants to destroy the naive dreams of young men all across the world who belive hollywood must cast hot girls in movies requiring hot girls. aargh!!! kill me now.

congratulations! psycho hottie rose mcgowan is rumored to soon wed director boyfriend robert rodriguez! this is an interesting match, perhaps rodriquez will finally set this cutie on the road to awesome movies and no more crazy she men.