Lindsay Lohan spent pretty much the entire last three days hanging out in bikinis with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson and it’s made for some hot and sexy pictures!
Here’s hoping that today has another set of wonderful Lindsay Lohan bikini goodness to share! So, without further adieu, here’s the best pics I could find so far, and remember: click to enlarge!
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson relaxed in Disneyland to avoid the crazy rantings of Lindsay’s retarded fame whore father who insists DJ Samantha Ronson is the cause of all of his daughters problems.
So, as we’ve done with scientologist cultists Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Will Smith, Michael Lohan is hereby banned from any postings on Iamnoisy.com for being such an idiot. How this guy even figured out how to have kids is beyond me.
That’s it for today, so enjoy the beautful weather and I’ll catch up with you tomorrow after I wash off the stink of this story…
The world’s abuzz after Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson to “Love Line” in the video below!
Wait…
I didn’t hear any solid confirmation there. Did you? All I heard was Sam Ronson sound like a good and decent human being when she spoke compassionately about an injured friend, and then some boring conversation with Lindsay Lohan. Whatever.
I’m just glad Lindsay Lohan’s finally dating a person with a soul. Say what you will about the pair, I like Samantha Ronson, and I like this couple. Not as much as I like Oreo’s or cupcakes, but they’re a-ok a far as I’m concened with celebrity couples (which ain’t so much).
Awesome. So now that Lindsay Lohan is almost hot again, her little lesbian friend has decided to steal her from the clutches of man and marry the bitch. Great, just great.
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been hot for oh so very long and just like that she’s gone.
Sam Ronson really is a dude underneath all those breasts and that vagina. And guess what, he’s a douchebag who doesn’t want you to be happy.
America Ferrera and Lindsay Lohan hung out on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday, but the real news wasn’t Ms. Lohan’s arrival, no, it was Adriana Lima’s!
The Victoria’s Secret babe stole the show with her unmatched hotness and non-Lindsay-Lohan-whoredom. Maybe I’ll actually watch Ugly Betty this year.
Nah.
No one can get over how hot Lindsay Lohan looks in these pictures from a fashion show.
I applaud Lindsay’s new girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, for all the ogling! She get’s a five beef jerky packages outta five for manliness from me! Welcome to the club dude!
Sooner or later Madonna’s gonna have to call her tour off because she’s become little more than fodder for amazing jokes about trolls and gremlins. All things must come to an end my friends, and it’s about time Madonna realized this.
Zac Efron is heading to the Toronto Internationl Film Festival, and apparaently that’s news. Exciting news.
Speaking of exciting…
With any luck she’ll be back in shape and wearing the good ol’ clothes we loved her for, or, with better luck, she’ll retire from the vicious world of Hollywood and start a new career that let’s you keep a soul.
Egotastic has a fresh set of sexy Tara Reid pictures and man are they worth a look!
She hasn’t looked this good for a long time.
That’s all for today and I apologize for the lackluster posting today - I’ve got a lot of work outside of the interwebs and need to get going, so enjoy your weekend and see you on monday!
Peace.
Disheartening! Lindsay Lohan has gone on record with US magazine to discuss her supposed recent offer from Playboy. Let’s just skip to the part we all care about:
“That [offer] never happened,” she tells Usmagazine.com. “That would be a no.”
Damn. Way to wrap up the week with a fizzle miss Lohan. Jerk.
Whew! You can tell it’s been a tough week when the always golden WWTDD.COM posts on how ugly Hillary Clinton is. I say it’s these damn writers and their damn strike, not only did they shut down all these shows, but the studios have no reason to hire paparazzi to follow people like, hmm… hayden panettiere around all day. Dang.
Anyway, I’ll be with the family next week, but I’ll be back by Jan 2nd at the latest. So, here’s wishing you and yours a very merry christmas, and I hope you enjoy the festival!
P.S. Here’s a list of the 101 greatest christmas movies of all time! All full movies, all for free! See you in the new year old friend!
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#2 = HELLO, I IS BEYONCE/(NOT) HELPING RIHANNA!
#1 = HELLO, I IS LOHAN/GETTING YOUR HOPES UP!
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Logical! Rumors are swirling around Lindsay Lohan and Courtenay Semel (the daughter of Yahoo! CEO) after the pair attended a lesbian party. You know what, I’m not even going to get into the story. I read lesbian party and stopped cold. There must be a better way I could spend my time, and a better way you could spend yours… but I do love me the lesbians…
